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re: How do you know when you are getting old?

Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:49 pm to
ear hair starts needing to be yanked out...happened to me this morning, promptly complained to my girlfriend that I was getting old.
Posted by El Campo Tiger
El Campo, TX
Member since Mar 2015
10118 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:50 pm to
Have a downvote.

Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:50 pm to
Hangovers
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9783 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Your joints sound like someone lit a whole pack of black cats when you walk.


this.
it sounds like I'm walking on bubble wrap when i crawl out of bed in the morning.
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5323 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:58 pm to
when you start to need reading glasses, because you can't see shite!
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
88727 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:01 pm to
grey chest hair
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75063 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

supatigah


I may want to get in touch with you about something...Can our mutual friend...well,... acquaintance tell me how?
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:20 pm to
I have always have 20 different projects going on at any one time. When you are in the process of completing one, you notice another one


I have noticed that the older I get, the longer I take to poo
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
19340 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:26 pm to
You understand what are good and bad blood pressure and cholesterol meds are
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Can you run a mile?

If not, you're old



I've been old for a few decades now. Why the frick would any adult want to run a mile?



ETA I see someone already pointed this out. But it bears repeating
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37083 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:29 pm to
When all your children are older than the majority who post here ....
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75844 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:31 pm to
You get up to take a leak four times a night and your trick knee is popping and feeling like it is coming out of the socket as you bump into everything in your path. Also, muttering under your breath and cursing everyone and everything in sight as you go about your work each day
Posted by redandright
Member since Jun 2011
9770 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:37 pm to
No, what's worse is if they call you "young man" or "young lady".
Ouch!
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10789 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

get up to take a leak four times a night


In the last few years it's been once a night for me. It was a little hard to deal with at first cause this is the exact thing that I think of when I think of old poeple and their old age problems.

How do you do it 4 times a night? Do you get any sleep at all?
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
88727 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:41 pm to
just send me an email
supatigah at yahoo
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75063 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:44 pm to
Got it.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75844 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:49 pm to
I don't have trouble sleeping. Usually go right back to sleep.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:51 pm to
Too weak to downvote Rebeloke.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
24223 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

3. You answer a question with, "because I said so."


Only a retard who has no logical basis for his actions would ever say this.
Posted by Wortivi22
Land of Mini Vans
Member since Dec 2007
867 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 2:59 pm to
I always said I got old when I started complaining that the bars I went to didn't have enough chairs.

And that was a long time ago.
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