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re: How do you know if you have AIDS?

Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to
Sorry for your loss, brah.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:44 pm to
You sleep with a lot of women and wait for one of them to share the good news with you
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:48 pm to
First symptom is that you don't have any spare time.

...due to your busy schedule of getting cornholed.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:51 pm to
Mitch Hedberg's Roundabout AIDs test:

Ask your friend if they know anyone who has AIDs.

If they say "No," cool. Cuz they know you.
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Itismemc
LA
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:53 pm to
Soccer Board
Posted by John Keating
College Green, Ireland
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:53 pm to
This is a nice touch:


Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 2:55 pm to
"Yo Monica, yo you got aids yo!"
Posted by Clames
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 3:04 pm to
You ask questions in the OT.
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 3:11 pm to
Your posting gave me AIDS.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 3:12 pm to
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if you can fit your whole fist inside your mouth
Posted by musick
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 3:17 pm to
I just read about a guard at a prison in Sydney, Australia who was stabbed with a syringe full of blood infected with HIV. Even then, his chances of actually contracting the virus was 1 out of 200.

He still caught it. Died 7 years later at the age of 28.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 4:45 pm to
Actually, with the current research and treatment protocols for HIV exposure... if you get the appropriate antiviral treatment immediately after exposure, the chances are excellent that you would not get the infection. The problem is that if the treatment is delayed, HIV will infect the T-Cells and go into hibernation, a state where the antiviral medications are ineffective.

Thus, most HIV specialist believe that patients with HIV can live a regular life expectancy, as long as they take their medications.
Posted by SanFranTiger
Santa Fe, NM
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 4:51 pm to
If only they had developed a test to determine such things...

Posted by Dignan
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 4:53 pm to
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shite. My mom knits.

I'm gonna miss her.



So will I.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:19 pm to
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So will I.


As soon as I clicked 'submit', I knew I'd made a mistake and it was only a matter of time...
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:41 pm to
If your hand covers your whole face
Posted by Gay Thanos
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

How do you know if you have AIDS


Only the weak and puny get Aids.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38235 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:54 pm to
A pounding sensation in your arse?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39253 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:09 pm to
Usually a large rash is the first indication.
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