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How do you know a house isn't haunted?
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:15 pm
I have lived in my new house for 3 months now with no incidents. Is it safe to say it isn't haunted?
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:16 pm to deeprig9
Sage that shite yo.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:16 pm to deeprig9
Get a Ouija board, drop two hits of acid and ask it a few questions. That's the only way I know
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:16 pm to deeprig9
quote:
How do you know a house isn't haunted?
you dont
until its too late
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:16 pm to deeprig9
If the ghost hasn't given you a reach around yet then you're good.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:16 pm to deeprig9
I keep a proton pack handy just in case.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:17 pm to deeprig9
You look in the bathroom mirror with the lights off and say "grab em by the pussy" three times and if the ghost of an SJW doesn't show up your house is good.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:17 pm to S
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:22 pm to deeprig9
Wasn't there a case in Louisiana where the plaintiff bought a house from the seller who claimed it was haunted, but after never seeing any ghosts he sued the seller?
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:23 pm to deeprig9
Maybe the ghost is skilled and not clunking around like other ghosts so you've not noticed the possession yet.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:25 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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Wasn't there a case in Louisiana where the plaintiff bought a house from the seller who claimed it was haunted, but after never seeing any ghosts he sued the seller?
House down the street had a sign "Possibly Haunted" at the top of their realtor sign.
Me personally, I have taunted any potential ghosts. If there are any then I have established my Alpha position.
This post was edited on 7/2/17 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:25 pm to The Boat
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:26 pm to deeprig9
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How do you know a house isn't haunted?
You get enough sleep without things being moved in the middle of the night...
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:30 pm to deeprig9
If a house is "haunted" its because it's in your head.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:33 pm to OweO
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If a house is "haunted" its because it's in your head.
He will think that right up until the sexy female ghost blows him and carries his seed to the afterlife.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:38 pm to gthog61
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sexy female ghost blows him and carries his seed to the afterlife.
Posted on 7/2/17 at 10:44 pm to deeprig9
If you think the house ain't haunted, you the haint.
:sixthsense:
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Posted on 7/3/17 at 12:16 am to deeprig9
Because ghosts aren't real.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 12:22 am to fightin tigers
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I have taunted any potential ghosts. If there are any then I have established my Alpha position.
I have done the same thing with the Holy Ghost.
Posted on 7/3/17 at 12:30 am to deeprig9
Ghosts know better than to haunt me, because if they did then I'd make their asses get a job.
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