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How do you hide OT from your wife?

Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:56 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:56 am
I used to visit OT on my computer but my wife was checking my browser history and she didn't approve. She says you guys are a bad influence. She doesn't like your opinions on women. Now I visit OT on my phone but I am smart about it. I only visit in Private mode so wife doesn't find it when she checks through my phone and I only visit from the bathroom with the door locked so she doesn't see over my shoulder what sites I and visiting. I have to be careful though. I don't want her to see me grab my phone and go directly into the bathroom. A few minutes before going to the bathroom I hide my phone in my underwear. That way my hands and pockets are empty!

What is your strategy of hiding OT from wife?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:57 am to
My wife knows and doesn't care because I didn't marry a psycho
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60162 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:57 am to
I don't have to hide anything from my wife because I wear the pants in the family
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78692 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:57 am to
I don't have to hide it. I actually married someone who isn't insecure.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:58 am to
quote:

How do you hide OT from your wife?

Divorce
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13692 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80835 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:59 am to
I don't hide it and she doesn't care. Sounds like you're being lorded over. Get a divorce.

You may be trolling, but there are women like that.
This post was edited on 9/9/17 at 10:01 am
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7288 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 9:59 am to
quote:

I used to visit OT on my computer but my wife was checking my browser history and she didn't approve. She says you guys are a bad influence. She doesn't like your opinions on women. Now I visit OT on my phone but I am smart about it. I only visit in Private mode so wife doesn't find it when she checks through my phone


Your wife is 100% cheating on you.
Posted by pkloa
Member since Jan 2011
2303 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:00 am to
quote:

A few minutes before going to the bathroom I hide my phone in my underwear.
I 'd
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80831 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:01 am to
Sorry your wife is a psycho bitch.

Are you allowed to go through her browser history and phone as well?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:01 am to
My wife always asks why I talk about my wife on here which is nuts considering I'm not even married
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:01 am to
Figure out what your wife is doing to hide /r/cuckold from you.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:02 am to
I don't. I even show her the interesting stuff. Imagine a world where you don't have to hide stuff from her.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26339 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:02 am to
Pics?
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52644 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:02 am to
Ha, ha. How large are her balls?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

She says you guys are a bad influence.

Stay out of the kitchen and you won't have to hear shite like that.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21153 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:03 am to
quote:

I used to visit OT on my computer but my wife was checking my browser history and she didn't approve. She says you guys are a bad influence.


WTF does it matter to her? You mean she actually cares any about this, much less to care enough to say something about it...sheesh...she sounds like she might be ready to boil a rabbit up in your joint...
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:03 am to
My husband likes me being on OT because I show him the funny gifs and NSFW stuff.

Your wife sounds like a nag. If you read whatever Mommy blog she goes to they probably bash men all day.

If you are having to hide shite, your marriage is in trouble. Her snooping your phone and making demands is weird too.

Did you cheat on her or something?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:04 am to
My wife doesn't care but the girlfriend hates it.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4461 posts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:04 am to
Judging by the content, day of the week, time of the day, and lack of follow up post, I think this has to be a troll job by one of the OP's friends after leaving his phone laying around.

Points for originality.

ETA: Pics of said wife if not a troll.
This post was edited on 9/9/17 at 10:51 am
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