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danilo
Member since Nov 2008
6426 posts

How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Piece of cake


SEClint
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Grease the doors, give her directions to the bedroom


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Hangover Haven
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Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Cheesecake?

Don’t forget the bag of flour...
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LaBR4
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Member since Sep 2005
41151 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
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How do you get a Sports Illustrated model in bed?


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Walt OReilly
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Member since Oct 2005
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Lol that’s pretty good

Would you mind if I told this joke at happy hour this afternoon?


TulaneFan
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Member since Jan 2008
8835 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
A hand truck or a chain fall


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danilo
Member since Nov 2008
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
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Lol that’s pretty good Would you mind if I told this joke at happy hour this afternoon?

Cal 516-922-WINE for jokes


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SouthEndzoneTiger
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Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
5700 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
The million dollar question is how you get her out once you sober up.


DVinBR
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?


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fr33manator
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
You ain’t never fricked on a waterbed?






Kind of like that, without the bed
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Bayou_Tiger_225
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Same way you get every other girl in bed. You lie to them.


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fishfighter
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Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
35458 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
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The million dollar question is how you get her out once you sober up.


Throw a hotdog out the bedroom door.


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georgia
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?



RIP. at least you'll be coming and going at the same time.


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lake2280
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Member since Nov 2012
3749 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
We went hogging one night with $250 on the line and I took home the pot. Like a dumbass I left the keys to my place at her apartment. I will be honest I felt bad for her, she gave a hell of an effort both nights.


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Palomitz
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Miami
Member since Oct 2009
880 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
"How do you get a fat girl in bed?"

Tell her that you're tossing the salad.


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Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
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How do you get a fat girl in bed?



Tell her she's pretty


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Mr Clean
Columbia Fan
Iberia Parish Prison
Member since Aug 2006
41242 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Easily

Especially if they’re over 40 and know you’ll eat it



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tommy2tone1999
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St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
3426 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
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Piece of cake




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ClampClampington
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Nebraska
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Nado Jenkins83
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Land of the Free
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43328 posts

re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
With a forklift and some straps?


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