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How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:57 pm
Piece of cake
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Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:58 pm to danilo
Grease the doors, give her directions to the bedroom
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:59 pm to danilo
Cheesecake?
Don’t forget the bag of flour...
Don’t forget the bag of flour...
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:59 pm to danilo
quote:
How do you get a Sports Illustrated model in bed?
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:59 pm to danilo
Lol that’s pretty good
Would you mind if I told this joke at happy hour this afternoon?
Would you mind if I told this joke at happy hour this afternoon?
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:02 pm to danilo
A hand truck or a chain fall
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:03 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
Lol that’s pretty good Would you mind if I told this joke at happy hour this afternoon?
Cal 516-922-WINE for jokes
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:04 pm to danilo
The million dollar question is how you get her out once you sober up.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:06 pm to danilo
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:19 pm to danilo
You ain’t never fricked on a waterbed?
Kind of like that, without the bed
Kind of like that, without the bed
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:22 pm to danilo
Same way you get every other girl in bed. You lie to them.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:23 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:
The million dollar question is how you get her out once you sober up.
Throw a hotdog out the bedroom door.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:27 pm to danilo
RIP. at least you'll be coming and going at the same time.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:28 pm to danilo
We went hogging one night with $250 on the line and I took home the pot. Like a dumbass I left the keys to my place at her apartment. I will be honest I felt bad for her, she gave a hell of an effort both nights. 
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:30 pm to danilo
"How do you get a fat girl in bed?"
Tell her that you're tossing the salad.
Tell her that you're tossing the salad.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:32 pm to danilo
quote:
How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Tell her she's pretty
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:33 pm to danilo
Easily
Especially if they’re over 40 and know you’ll eat it
Especially if they’re over 40 and know you’ll eat it
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:34 pm to danilo
quote:
Piece of cake
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:08 pm to danilo
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:13 pm to danilo
With a forklift and some straps?
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