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Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:48 am to beerJeep
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Dirty af. Go for the eyes. Throat. Balls.
Bro you're always solid!
OP. The one that fights fair loses!
Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:48 am to Boo Krewe
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Im 5'7 240 btw. I just want to learn how to protect myself.
Disguise yourself as a fire hydrant.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:55 am to Boo Krewe
Start with aikido lessons.
Do that somewhat seriously for 6 months. Go 2 or 3 times a week.
You'll be able to defend yourself and know when to fold em.
Once you learn basics you will be pitted against low level belt karate boys.
Watermelon is good right now.
No potatoes. No pasta.
No bread.
Visualize yourself at 160.
Aikido plus being in shape.
Even Mike Tyson was ko'd.
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:33 pm to here4thepopcorn
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here4thepopcorn
I would like to get laid one day. is that a crime? im getting lonely out here.
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TigrrrDad
judo looks the most useful
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celticdog
idk if they have akidi dojos here
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:47 pm to Boo Krewe
I cheat. Flash my boobs, then kick him in the knee.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:49 pm to Boo Krewe
This thread will likely have some interesting comments.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:49 pm to Boo Krewe
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Im 5'7 240 btw. I just want to learn how to protect myself.
Curl up in a ball and protect your head until whomever is walloping you gets bored of beating on a short fat guy
You have no other chance
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:51 pm to Boo Krewe
It doesn't gave to be exclusively aikido.
In fact if there are mostly karate or other hard form in same facility, that's ideal because the karate energy is what you are looking to defend.
Call around. Just did search aikido baton rouge. There are some. Exclusively aikido.
In fact if there are mostly karate or other hard form in same facility, that's ideal because the karate energy is what you are looking to defend.
Call around. Just did search aikido baton rouge. There are some. Exclusively aikido.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:53 pm to CelticDog
thanks ill look into it. i dont want the cheesy shite. i want the jason bourne type stuff. to be lethal .
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:54 pm to Boo Krewe
Posted on 8/15/18 at 12:59 pm to Boo Krewe
At my age with a Glock.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:01 pm to CelticDog
You know he's fricking with everyone right?
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:05 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Watch karate kid 6 times. Danielson had many of the same concerns as you and he became regional Champion.
True.
And think about it. Mr. Miyagi, while getting free labor out of it, was able to teach Danielson, in a matter of weeks, to get him to the level where he was able to win regional champion.. Beating people who had likely been in karate a lot longer. And he didn't teach him directly. He made Danielson wash his car, paint his fence, restore his deck.. And through all of the skills he learn to do those task, it all translated into karate.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:10 pm to Ed Osteen
Shaolin Kempo Karate is what I study and practice, but now for some real.
Bro, I'm a retired military cop. I can't tell you how many bar fights I've been in in my life. Tons. And the overwhelming majority of the time the person starting such fights is not trained in anything, because people who are trained in ANY of the martial arts generally aren't bullies, and don't start fights, therefor if some idiot has started a fight with you, the overwhelming odds are that he's a bully with no formal training and if you have even the least bit of training in ANY of the self defense arts out there, you will be more advanced than him. So this "is Krav Maga a good idea" is just ridiculous.
Also, any respectable teacher is going to tell you that you need to shed AT LEAST 40 lbs before being taught any fighting techniques.
Bro, I'm a retired military cop. I can't tell you how many bar fights I've been in in my life. Tons. And the overwhelming majority of the time the person starting such fights is not trained in anything, because people who are trained in ANY of the martial arts generally aren't bullies, and don't start fights, therefor if some idiot has started a fight with you, the overwhelming odds are that he's a bully with no formal training and if you have even the least bit of training in ANY of the self defense arts out there, you will be more advanced than him. So this "is Krav Maga a good idea" is just ridiculous.
Also, any respectable teacher is going to tell you that you need to shed AT LEAST 40 lbs before being taught any fighting techniques.
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:19 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
i think its hard to use actual martial arts in a crowded bar with bottles and groups of people
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:26 pm to Boo Krewe
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i think its hard to use actual martial arts in a crowded bar with bottles and groups of people
And I would think it would be hard for you to merely walk through a crowded bar..
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:31 pm to Boo Krewe
UFC gym used to be LA Boxing and was one of the premier gyms in the area for jiu-jitsu, muay thai, boxing, and mma. Once it became UFC, they transitioned to more of a fitness center since there is a lot more money in that. But, in doing so, they lost a good amount of their previous fighters and clientele. If just getting fit is your goal, it is great. Not so much for fighting anymore.
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 9:08 am
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:32 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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And I would think it would be hard for you to merely walk through a crowded bar..
Im more athletic then i look. i played sports
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Areddishfish
muay thai looks hardcore. the bamboo kickers
This post was edited on 8/15/18 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 1:34 pm to Boo Krewe
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Im more athletic then i look. i played sports
Competitive eating is not a sport. At 5'7" 240 lbs athletic is a word that should never be used to describe you bro.
I mean if you weren't just trolling that is.
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