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Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:01 pm to Walt OReilly
Butthole itching/pain
Or just take a good look at your butthole in mirrorand youll see a bulging vessel if they are external hemorrhoids.
Or just take a good look at your butthole in mirrorand youll see a bulging vessel if they are external hemorrhoids.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:04 pm to Northwestern tiger
Surgery was necessary in my situation but DEAR GAWD it was the worst ever
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:06 pm to Walt OReilly
You can try ramming something repetitively in or around your bunghole vigorously until the pain goes away, or until the itching/burning sensation subsides.
If you still have any discomfort, apply IcyHot liberally every 30 minutes for 4-5 hours.
If you still have any discomfort, apply IcyHot liberally every 30 minutes for 4-5 hours.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:21 pm to Northwestern tiger
Ask your doctor for anusol or a rectal rocket.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:42 pm to Northwestern tiger
I have a .58 caliber minie ball from the War of Northern Aggression. I just bite down on that sucker and pinch off a loaf.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:01 pm to Tempratt
quote:Best decision ive ever made
Install a bidet
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:38 pm to Spankum
quote:
I take miralax every night
I thought it wasn’t a good idea to take laxatives daily?
Posted on 1/5/19 at 3:44 pm to samson73103
Try Vick’s vapor rub!!
Posted on 1/5/19 at 4:12 pm to VinegarStrokes
quote:
...cannot shite anywhere else other than at home.
That would be inconvenient.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 4:15 pm to Northwestern tiger
If it itches scratch it with a wire brush
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:43 pm to Northwestern tiger
i cut mine off with a rusty steak knife. Done with that.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:46 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:
How do you deal with hemorrhoids?
Uh, gently? I thank the Lord, for all the problems I have, that one is not one of them.
As I understand they are a real pain in the arse.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:48 pm to Northwestern tiger
I posted pics of mine on Pinterest for treatment ideas
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:00 pm to tigerfan 33
quote:
Try Vick’s vapor rub!!
Holy hell, man...that makes me cringe to think about it!
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:01 pm to Northwestern tiger
Buy a bidet....thank me later
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:07 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:
Was it painful??
YES! They wouldn’t release me until I had a movement. I’m sure my scratch marks are on the bathroom wall at SurgeryCenter. Worst was embarrassment of nurses coming in every 4 hours to pack my arse crack with gause.
Pain pills made it bearable though.
This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:29 pm to Tempratt
quote:
Install a bidet
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:41 pm to Northwestern tiger
Posted on 1/5/19 at 8:19 pm to Northwestern tiger
Carry hickory nuts in your pocket.
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