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re: How do prisoners get fatter?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9340 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:17 pm to
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I’ve done hard time.


Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13879 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:18 pm to
They get off of crack cocaine and other drugs. They realize they need to work out so they don’t get raped/arse kicked. They have structure and three meals a day.

Bottom line, If you quit coke, you’re going to gain weight.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:19 pm to
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This. People don’t realize that they can eat shite all day if they have money in their account. It’s all candy bars, honey buns, and shite like that.



You can get a little hustle going if you know how to prepare prison cuisine (pruisine?)


Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:20 pm to


Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:21 pm to
I bet he gets fricked in the arse good
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:23 pm to
I always wondered, what is the food really like in prison?
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9189 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:25 pm to
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I always wondered, what is the food really like in prison?


I always wondered, what is it like for handicapped people in prison? Do they just get straight punked out of all their shite? Are they used as a cum dumpster?
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13879 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:26 pm to
Saw a YouTube guy with a prison channel talk about “spreads”. They get pretty creative. Making pizzas and shite with crumbled crackers for crust and pepperoni from the larger slim Jim type meats and shite
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70818 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:28 pm to
Yeah they would make shite all the time. Those frickers get pretty creative.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

I always wondered, what is the food really like in prison?


This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 8:29 pm
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:29 pm to
Most prisoners bulk up. Nothing to do but work out.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:32 pm to
One of the best hamburgers around is at the Angola golf course clubhouse. And it’s a dollar.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:08 pm to
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One of the best hamburgers around is at the Angola golf course clubhouse. And it’s a dollar.



Which one of your relatives do you visit in Angola?

I know you’re not up there to play golf.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18395 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:09 pm to
The had bank in commissary
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291658 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:11 pm to
How long were you in berg
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70818 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:13 pm to
45 days.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17206 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:13 pm to
I imagine there is a lot of lounging and arse sitting going on.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:14 pm to
No shite?

That’s awesome.
Guy I went to high school with was there. Years though.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70818 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:16 pm to
I was just at BRPP and catahoula.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:19 pm to
I went to OPP for 20 hours when I was 18.

I gave the bologna sandwich to my cell mate. He ran a red light and had a DUI, but he wasn’t innocent.
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