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re: How do prisoners get fatter?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:19 pm to
Thanks man.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:19 pm to
You’re welcome.
Posted by CosmicGas93361
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:23 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/22/24 at 12:22 pm
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:27 pm to
Feed you garbage and carbs.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:29 pm to
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I've done hard time.
So has your mom.

If she had as many pricks pointing out of her as she’s had in her, she’d be a porcupine.
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:55 pm to
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Most prisoners bulk up


No they don't.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:05 pm to
I did 12 hours at the Council Bluffs Jail. 2 hours in solitary for refusing to sign the paper saying how much money I had in my wallet.

That wasn't so bad, but later the next morning back at the apartment I sharted in my sleep. Worst day ever.

OP, I don't think I gained any weight during my time in.
Posted by danilo
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:08 pm to
Who is that?
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:32 pm to
Carbs
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:38 pm to
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I always wondered, what is it like for handicapped people in prison? Do they just get straight punked out of all their shite? Are they used as a cum dumpster


I would guess they're kept somewhere other than general population
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:44 pm to
Cheap food is high in the stuff that makes you pack on pounds.
Same reason a lot of poor people are big.
Government cheese and Angel hair noodles or mayonnaise sandwiches get you big. Lol
Plus kool aid. In jail they get water or kool aid.
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:18 pm to
There is a huge gullible population of women who get in relationships with inmates and send them money. The inmates can build a lucrative business by juggling multiple women - even pretend to be gay to scam a guy.

There is a whole website for these women called PrisonTalk(dot)com.

There are some genuinely crazy stories going on over there,
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:47 pm to
honey buns. If there's one thing I've learned from prison shows it's that stuff is like gold on the inside.
Posted by Relham10
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:48 pm to
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carbs
Posted by TaTa Toothy
Everything in its right place
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:07 am to
Honey Buns is considered 24k gold bars in prison.
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