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re: How do I get a church girl without going to church?

Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:29 am to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:29 am to
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Why would she settle for a heathen when she can have a hot, successful Christian guy?

Because women love to "fix" guys.

Just say "wow, this whole bible thing is making me question everything. Maybe I should settle down with one woman...Maybe God has an awesome plan for my life..."
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:29 am to
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I think you're looking for transactional not primordial hook ups.... don't think I can help you, but I know a guy



That's right, I am. Plenty of primordial, I'm going for the transactional now.

Goldennugget, what's your $0.02?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:30 am to
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Because women love to "fix" guys. Just say "wow, this whole bible thing is making me question everything. Maybe I should settle down with one woman...Maybe God has an awesome plan for my life..."



Best post so far, haven't thought of that but I could go that route.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:31 am to
Just fake it until you make it.


I actually enjoy church and what I get out of it, but I'll be completely honest, I in no way have any faith that jesus is some son of god or anything like that. He is no more than the historical figures I listen to on Carlin's Hardcore history.


But there is more you can get out of fellowship and church than thinking it's getting you into heaven... shite it can land you a 'good' girl


Just my $.02
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:32 am to
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Because women love to "fix" guys.
story of my god damn life... but god bless them
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:32 am to
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Because women love to "fix" guys.


While this is true....if the girl really is a dedicated Christian...that is one area she doesn't want to try and "fix". She would rather a guy that already shares her beliefs.


Also...if this girl is hot and successful and under the age of 30....than she likely already knows her rising stock/worth.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:33 am to
Good advice, I may give it a shot. What churches have the hottest girls?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:34 am to
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enjoy church and what I get out of it



Ummm...what are you getting out of it if this...

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I in no way have any faith that jesus is some son of god or anything like that. He is no more than the historical figures I listen to on Carlin's Hardcore history.


is what you believe
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:35 am to
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under the age of 30....than she likely already knows her rising stock/worth.
closer to 30 her stock is already deplinishing, and if not its stillnot hard to convince her it is..... god people can be assholes
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:35 am to
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While this is true....if the girl really is a dedicated Christian...that is one area she doesn't want to try and "fix". She would rather a guy that already shares her beliefs. Also...if this girl is hot and successful and under the age of 30....than she likely already knows her rising stock/worth.



I'm not necessarily looking for a dedicated Christian so much as just a good girl. If I can find a non-Christian "good girl" that would be ideal.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:37 am to
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If I can find a non-Christian "good girl" that would be ideal.


Well where have you been looking at?

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
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Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:37 am to
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Ummm...what are you getting out of it if this...

I get fellowship with great group of individuals for the most part. I hold myself more accountable when I see these people out in the community. I enjoy the message and teachings of the Christian church and find it is the most consistent and best way to live my life.


Has nothing to do with any after life or any of that.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21196 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:38 am to
Wait outside for mass to end, find the one you want, and grab her by the pussy.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:40 am to
Church outreach events and trips. Then distance yourself from her church. Stay up late Saturday night.. convince her to sleep in on Sundays.. it becomes a habit.

Watch some shows about science too and she'll realize she doesn't really believe in God.. she actually just believes in order
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46100 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:41 am to
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I just dont go to church is why.


If you wanna dance, you have to pay the fiddler.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:42 am to
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I get fellowship with great group of individuals for the most part. I hold myself more accountable when I see these people out in the community. I enjoy the message and teachings of the Christian church and find it is the most consistent and best way to live my life. Has nothing to do with any after life or any of that.



Agreed. There's a great social aspect and bringing the community together that you get out of church. They do good things and has value to society, I just wish there wa one where the religion was stripped out of it though. Instead of preaching about Christ maybe talk about current events around town and what we could do to help. Just brainstorming.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:43 am to
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Stay up late Saturday night.. convince her to sleep in on Sundays.. it becomes a habit.


I'll admit I don't go to church nearly as often as I should. My old work schedule prohibited me from going every week and now that I'm off every weekend...other stuff comes up now.
I am trying to change that and make it more a part of my life again. I am FAR from a model Christian by any means.

However....never once did it change my beliefs on God.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:44 am to
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Well where have you been looking at?



Bars, dating apps, and via friends
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:46 am to
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Church outreach events and trips. Then distance yourself from her church. Stay up late Saturday night.. convince her to sleep in on Sundays.. it becomes a habit. Watch some shows about science too and she'll realize she doesn't really believe in God.. she actually just believes in order



Good idea but I'm not out to change someone else's beliefs. I can let them know my opinions, but I'm not going to try and change them (and there'd be no way they could change me either for that matter).
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:48 am to
Maybe join some Meetup groups for hobbies you have?

Maybe you'll meet someone through that. At least you will know she shares common interests with you.
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