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How did you start the new year?

Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:57 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7497 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:57 pm
I invited all my friends and family over. Super excited, basically Clark Griswold for New year's. Got my 3 year old and all her 3 year old friends some sparklers and 1 pack of Roman candles.


One Roman candle later, my entire yard is on fire. Oh the hose is frozen so fire brigade style. About 1/4 acre burned. My wife hates me, I'm now that guy in the neighborhood,feel like an arse. Happy New year.

How'd you do?
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26623 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:00 pm to
Must be them bootleg fireworks again.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18775 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

My wife hates me


Was anyone hurt or any property damaged? Or is she just upset about fricking burnt grass
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:01 pm to
I sat around, drank beer, watched football, scratched my balls
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:02 pm to
A slight variation of this


Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:02 pm to
Worked all weekend and today. FML.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12982 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:03 pm to
Neighbor’s wife came over for the usual new years bone. Said something about her husband starting a fire with roman candy. Seemed weird but I can never understand her with the D in her mouth.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7497 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:04 pm to
The latter, but it was pretty intense for a minute. The entire thing happened in about 3 minutes.



Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45572 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:08 pm to
Should have had your dong out in the shadow.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69592 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:09 pm to
I started the GMT.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7497 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:10 pm to
If you want to see it that bad? Kinda weird but I'm a giver.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61823 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:10 pm to
You should decline to be the adult supervision in any future situation.

What a maroon.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:12 pm to
I started it the same way I spent most of 2017

Alone playing my PlayStation drinking dr peppers and pizza
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7497 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

You should decline to be the adult supervision in any future situation.


Hell I agree. I was shooting it toward the retaining wall and driveway. All concrete, one touched the grass. shite got real.
This post was edited on 1/1/18 at 11:13 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61823 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:14 pm to
At least you have a hot meal and warm place. The guys under the overpass would gladly trade places with you.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

drinking dr peppers and pizza


You drank pizza?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39254 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:18 pm to
At the bottom of a bottle of rum
Posted by lanticguy
AK
Member since Nov 2014
448 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:21 pm to
Skied all day peasant, drinks at the 4 Seasons.

But that's everyday so no change from last year
This post was edited on 1/1/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10955 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:21 pm to
You talkin about me?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34315 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:21 pm to
Bought more crypto
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