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How did you start the new year?
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:57 pm
I invited all my friends and family over. Super excited, basically Clark Griswold for New year's. Got my 3 year old and all her 3 year old friends some sparklers and 1 pack of Roman candles.
One Roman candle later, my entire yard is on fire. Oh the hose is frozen so fire brigade style. About 1/4 acre burned. My wife hates me, I'm now that guy in the neighborhood,feel like an arse. Happy New year.
How'd you do?
One Roman candle later, my entire yard is on fire. Oh the hose is frozen so fire brigade style. About 1/4 acre burned. My wife hates me, I'm now that guy in the neighborhood,feel like an arse. Happy New year.
How'd you do?
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:00 pm to BoogaBear
Must be them bootleg fireworks again.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:00 pm to BoogaBear
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My wife hates me
Was anyone hurt or any property damaged? Or is she just upset about fricking burnt grass
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:01 pm to BoogaBear
I sat around, drank beer, watched football, scratched my balls
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:02 pm to BoogaBear
A slight variation of this


Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:02 pm to BoogaBear
Worked all weekend and today. FML.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:03 pm to BoogaBear
Neighbor’s wife came over for the usual new years bone. Said something about her husband starting a fire with roman candy. Seemed weird but I can never understand her with the D in her mouth.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:04 pm to GregMaddux
The latter, but it was pretty intense for a minute. The entire thing happened in about 3 minutes.


Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:08 pm to BoogaBear
Should have had your dong out in the shadow.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
If you want to see it that bad? Kinda weird but I'm a giver.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:10 pm to BoogaBear
You should decline to be the adult supervision in any future situation.
What a maroon.
What a maroon.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:12 pm to BoogaBear
I started it the same way I spent most of 2017
Alone playing my PlayStation drinking dr peppers and pizza
Alone playing my PlayStation drinking dr peppers and pizza
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:12 pm to Bullfrog
quote:
You should decline to be the adult supervision in any future situation.
Hell I agree. I was shooting it toward the retaining wall and driveway. All concrete, one touched the grass. shite got real.
This post was edited on 1/1/18 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:14 pm to Walt OReilly
At least you have a hot meal and warm place. The guys under the overpass would gladly trade places with you.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:15 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
drinking dr peppers and pizza
You drank pizza?
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:18 pm to BoogaBear
At the bottom of a bottle of rum
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:21 pm to BoogaBear
Skied all day peasant, drinks at the 4 Seasons.
But that's everyday so no change from last year
But that's everyday so no change from last year
This post was edited on 1/1/18 at 11:23 pm
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