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re: How did you catch your SO/Spouse cheating on you?
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:27 am to The Third Leg
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:27 am to The Third Leg
You know this isnt a one-up contest, right?
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Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:28 am to HurricaneDunc
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Cheating is so common nowadays is hard to imagine them not cheating.
Amongst trash yes. Less so amongst non trash.
Demographics has been shown to have little to do with determining who will cheat, but having money and brains reduces the odds of being caught.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:28 am to EA6B
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Demographics has been shown to have little to do with determining who will cheat, but having money and brains reduces the odds of being caught.
Post of the thread. Have an upvote
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:30 am to SECSolomonGrundy
They are at that age. I knew I was leaving Iowa all along, the last thing I was trying to do was find a wife. Girl still almost ruined me. The sex was off the charts, she had logged some serious hours on the cock carousel.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:31 am to RATeamWannabe
Who said it was? It's just a story, nothing more. 
You should have told that to the guy posting the sensational story about the boyfriend from Seattle and her clearing customs at DFW. That's one-upper shite.
You should have told that to the guy posting the sensational story about the boyfriend from Seattle and her clearing customs at DFW. That's one-upper shite.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 11:33 am
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:31 am to HubbaBubba
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Had my suspicions. Friend of mine was a PI. He bugged the phones for me. The whore went to Mexico City to meet up with some guy she worked with from Seattle on pretense of a *required* weekend business trip. Another friend of mine worked for American Airlines. He found her ticketing info.
While she was gone, I moved everything she owned out of the house, shoved it all in a storage locker I rented for one month. I changed all the locks on the house. My PI buddy got the guy's personal info. Married. Two kids. I made an audio copy of all the phone conversations between them and overnighted the CD to the guy's wife. Then I drove to Dallas and went to DFW Airport. When she came out of customs I was there. She was shocked. I dropped the key on the floor in front of her, handed her the address and locker number, told her all her shite was there and don't bother coming to the house. It was a pain to drive there and back, but the look on her face when she saw me and realized she'd been busted was priceless.
The next day she called and was screaming mad because the Seattle boyfriend's wife got the audio CD!
Boo frikity fricking hoo. frick all of the cheaters.
You win
Posted on 6/15/14 at 12:57 pm to EA6B
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Demographics has been shown to have little to do with determining who will cheat, but having money and brains reduces the odds of being caught.
Not bad for a prowler squid - Jody
Posted on 6/15/14 at 1:47 pm to Mathias
This thread has been fun. 
Posted on 6/15/14 at 1:52 pm to NastyTiger
And congrats to Sevendust912 for being troll-o-the thread winner.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:16 pm to Sevendust912
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Seems like he put way too much effort into humiliating his SO for making a mistake.
A mistake would be forgetting to write down the mortgage in the check book and bouncing a couple checks. Getting plowed by the Seattle coworker qualifies as a little more than a mistake. Dude handled it like a boss.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:28 pm to NastyTiger
Is this thread making everyone second guess their SO or am I the only one?
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:28 pm to Charlie Arglist
She told me
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:30 pm to Charlie Arglist
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:31 pm to Charlie Arglist
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How did you catch your SO
she forgot to take off her wedding ring one time
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:42 pm to Sevendust912
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well I've been into swinging for a couple years. Get to have sex with other women, and there are no trust issues.
So you're giving relationship advice and you're a swinger....
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:47 pm to AU4real35
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Had my suspicions. Friend of mine was a PI. He bugged the phones for me. The whore went to Mexico City to meet up with some guy she worked with from Seattle on pretense of a *required* weekend business trip. Another friend of mine worked for American Airlines. He found her ticketing info. While she was gone, I moved everything she owned out of the house, shoved it all in a storage locker I rented for one month. I changed all the locks on the house. My PI buddy got the guy's personal info. Married. Two kids. I made an audio copy of all the phone conversations between them and overnighted the CD to the guy's wife. Then I drove to Dallas and went to DFW Airport. When she came out of customs I was there. She was shocked. I dropped the key on the floor in front of her, handed her the address and locker number, told her all her shite was there and don't bother coming to the house. It was a pain to drive there and back, but the look on her face when she saw me and realized she'd been busted was priceless. The next day she called and was screaming mad because the Seattle boyfriend's wife got the audio CD! Boo frikity fricking hoo. frick all of the cheaters.
fricking legendary.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:51 pm to jtran1988
Damn I hope that's a true story
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:00 pm to SmackoverHawg
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No shite. One thing I've learned in my years of medicine is that anybody is capable of anything if the situation is right. Doesn't make them bad people
Indeed. Everyone has moments of weakness.
Funny to see these people that say it could never happen to them. They're more prone to being cheated on than anyone else quite honestly. They're putting their SO on a pedestal and when you do that, he/she's gong to look for a way to get down from there.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:23 pm to Mathias
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You win.
On the house, she agreed, in writing, that I would stay in the house until sold, I would get 100% reimbursed for all expenses I incurred in keeping up and improving the house, I would get 100% reimbursed for property taxes I paid and I would get 100% reimbursement for real estate commissions I paid.
Not 50%. 100%. She wasn't very good at math comprehension.
I also got 50% of the mortgage payments I made back.
Net/Net, at the sale of the house (2 1/2 years later)...... I ended up being handed a check for a little more than $68K and she got handed a check for around $25K.
She was pissed. She signed, but she wasn't happy about it.
I waited until she had signed all the documentation before laying the final boom on her. As we were walking out the door, I told her I was moving to DFW in a corporate relocation. Not only was I getting a major raise, the company was paying me to move.
I had obtained comps, and we sold under market. The company was paying me a bonus of 125% of the difference on the average. That was an extra $15K in my pocket. The company was also paying me a bonus to cover closing costs and commission. Cha-ching! Another $20K! My boss was awesome and made sure these payments were structured so the whore couldn't touch any of it. We were divorced by then, and there was nothing she could do about it.
Posted on 6/15/14 at 4:25 pm to HubbaBubba
You win
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