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How bad would it have sucked, if you lived in the first 300-400 years of humanity?

Posted on 12/9/18 at 1:54 am
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8164 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 1:54 am
No jackets to keep warm
No simple things to sanitize yourself like hand soap, toothbrushes
No medications
No video games, cell phones, tvs
Traveling somewhere would have taken forever with no cars or planes

Thankful to be a millennial fam
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66443 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 1:56 am to
And getting eaten by lions and shite.
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24348 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 1:56 am to
Bushes and folk stank
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36518 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 2:01 am to
Imagine the smell and look of Vaginas
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 2:03 am to
OP is a beta
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 2:16 am to
You wouldn’t know any better so it’d be equivalent to living today. In 100 years people are gonna be like “man being alive in 2018 was just a shite show”.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 2:29 am to
My internet went out for about an hour a month or so ago and I contemplated suicide.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47633 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 2:52 am to
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How bad would it have sucked, if you lived in the first 300-400 years of humanity?


the chicks would have been always been dtf anywhere and anytime bc they would have known their role. we're talking a society where we're still basically animals
This post was edited on 12/9/18 at 4:00 am
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 2:59 am to
No porn
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11589 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:06 am to
I mean if you are a glass half empty type sure

can you imagine how much poon you could get back then if you possessed a handful of goats as an offering?

call me ole fashioned but the concept of skipping courtship and women coming with a negotiated flat fee from a
somewhat neutral arbitrator sounds kind of Utopian to the social media crazed sloot system currently in place.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:13 am to
You would have died before age 25.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35496 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:14 am to
quote:

How bad would it have sucked, if you lived in the first 300-400 years of humanity?
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13628 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:18 am to
You think those things were created in the 401st year?
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
1718 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:29 am to
I think toothaches would have been the worst. I also wonder how most people died? Starvation, killed by predators or people, slow death by disease. I'm happy to be alive today!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:44 am to
I bet the Wi-Fi in Mesopotamia sucked
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47633 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 3:57 am to
quote:

Starvation,
probably not... i'd like to believe my ancestors weren't dumb enough to leave good sources of food and fresh water
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35496 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 4:02 am to
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i'd like to believe my ancestors weren't dumb enough to leave good sources of food and fresh water

They weren't. Or they wouldn't be your ancestors.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 5:27 am to
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And getting eaten by lions and shite.



Lions would be the least of your worry, they were hiding out from the bad shite as well.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 6:37 am to
Lack of proper nutrition shortened most people’s lives. Eat too much protein and wreck your kidneys, too many carbs and you lose muscle. Would’ve been hard to balance a diet back then.
Posted by SulphursFinest
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2015
8739 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 6:38 am to
The pros: Rape wasn’t considered wrong yet
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