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Horses sexually violated at City Park stables
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:40 am
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:40 am
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New Orleans police were searching for a man suspected of committing "unnatural sex acts" on two horses early Tuesday morning inside a cluster of stables within City Park.
One of the horses is owned by Orleans Parish Sheriff Marlin Gusman's office, a sheriff's official confirmed; the second horse was not.
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The suspect, captured on camera, wore a striped shirt and sports a distinctive tattoo on his right arm. A photograph shows a mask dangling around his neck from both ears.
Police did not provide specifics on the alleged sex acts. Also unclear late Wednesday was who owned the two victimized horses.
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The suspect was wanted on a charge of sexual abuse of an animal. The felony charge carries a maximum sentence of five years in prison upon a conviction. A second offense raises the maximum to 10 years.
The law was created in 2018 as a standalone bestiality statute to replace Louisiana's anti-sodomy law, which was deemed unconstitutional in 2003 along with similar laws in 13 other states that still had them.
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Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:41 am to WPBTiger
i guess you could say that this man was horsing around.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:42 am to WPBTiger
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a mask dangling around his neck from both ears.
hangable offense.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:42 am to WPBTiger
I wonder if this guy is from Florida. This is a very Florida Man thing to do.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:43 am to WPBTiger
You’ve got to have a hell of a lunker to even consider putting it in a horse.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:43 am to WPBTiger
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The felony charge carries a maximum sentence of five years in prison upon a conviction. A second offense raises the maximum to 10 years.
"What are you in for?"
"Oh...some horse play got a little serious."
I'm not sure that'll be a respected crime in the state pen.
Also, is the picture of the hand/tattoo similar to what was happening in this scene in Titanic?
This post was edited on 12/17/20 at 9:06 am
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:43 am to WPBTiger
Police did not provide specifics on the alleged sex acts.
he looks like he would blow a horse.
he looks like he would blow a horse.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:46 am to MorbidTheClown
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he looks like he would blow a horse.
That's the only reasonable conclusion since his mask is down around his chin.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:47 am to WPBTiger
Eating things out of the ditch in your front yard and getting busy with a horse.
Y'all got some issues in LA.
Y'all got some issues in LA.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:49 am to WPBTiger
Not even the horses are safe in New Orleans. What a shite hole.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:52 am to WPBTiger
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:53 am to WPBTiger
He took Ronald Reagan’s words a little too literally.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:55 am to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:57 am to WPBTiger
At least he had his mask on.
Posted on 12/17/20 at 8:59 am to WPBTiger
We gonna have some Centaurs running around in a few months?
This post was edited on 12/17/20 at 9:01 am
Posted on 12/17/20 at 9:01 am to WPBTiger
Is that Lil Nas X
Posted on 12/17/20 at 9:01 am to NotoriousFSU
RIP Mr. Hands, gone but never forgotten
Posted on 12/17/20 at 9:03 am to WPBTiger
So I guess they've cleared all the crimes that affect humans? Or are they really skipping right over us and helping out horses now?
Posted on 12/17/20 at 9:03 am to WPBTiger
Age old question:
If jack helps you off your horse, do you help jack off his horse?
If jack helps you off your horse, do you help jack off his horse?
Posted on 12/17/20 at 9:05 am to High C
quote:what if it was the horse doing the insertion?
You’ve got to have a hell of a lunker to even consider putting it in a horse.
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