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Honest customers forget to pay to their bill, however…

Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:22 pm
Posted by Wildcat98USA
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Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:22 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:26 pm to
I love how they sit back down at the table completely and everybody is giving them shite.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:26 pm to
"Ya'll making us look bad"
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:28 pm to
small town Mayors
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11136 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:30 pm to
If you run out on your bill, but forget your keys, then the waitress should be given ownership of that vehicle.
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6572 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:31 pm to
Do you think that's those girl's real hair?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79608 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 3:51 pm to
Yes, it’s them again Boo Boo.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7879 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:05 pm to
Poor ole waitress knew she was getting screwed as soon as they sat down anyway.
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5230 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:10 pm to
I would’ve hid the keys
Posted by TheBoogeyman
River Ridge
Member since Apr 2020
221 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:19 pm to
I would have dropped the keys down a drain
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7612 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

I would’ve hid the keys

In the grease trap.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69047 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:26 pm to
They sit down, order water with extra lemons and you know you aren't getting paid.
Used to call it Canadian Cocktails.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7879 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

I would’ve hid the keys


Years ago I was with an old codger I worked with when a fine young scholar pulled up at the gas pump next to us with his radio thumping at earthquake level. The old man yelled “turn that shite down”. The young man of course ignored him and proceeded into the gas station.
The old man walked over to the car, reached in, pulled out the keys, and proceeded to toss those keys into the adjacent field with a throw Joe Montana would envy.
I sure hope this moment didn’t cause the young school to miss any class time or work.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4839 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:06 pm to
remote electric shock doors.
effective? prob not
funny? hell yeah
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12054 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:08 pm to
They were probably on call, in a critical role, and in a hurry to respond and get to the office.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18108 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

If you run out on your bill, but forget your keys, then the waitress should be given ownership of that vehicle.


When I was working as Sheriff Deputy 30 years ago had a guy bring a 12 pack of beer up to the counter at the convenience store. He pulled his ID out and when the clerk dropped it he hit the door without paying. It was an expired DL but had his current address. Easiest investigation I ever did. Criminals for the most part are fricking stoopid.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14438 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:21 pm to
So entitled. Will spend 300 plus to get hair and nails done but wont pay the bill to help the waitress make her bills.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17912 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:36 pm to
It’s bad enough they don’t want to leave a tip. But to just walk out? fricking trash.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
21035 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:41 pm to
Back in college when I waited tables we called a certain type of customer, "boof dawgs." We closed at 11 on the weekends and they would pile in at 10:55. By this time there was one waiter/waitress left and 95% of the restaurant was cleaned. You go to seat them and it was always, "We wanna sit in a both." Not only were you stuck there an extra hour, you weren't making a dime.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48837 posts
Posted on 2/25/24 at 5:57 pm to
Of course the check was split 4 ways
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