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re: Hitting up women via social media DM

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Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:03 pm to
I totally asked him if he planned to turn me into a skinsuit. He said no, but I’m sure that’s what every serial killer would say.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:03 pm to
Been dating her for 2+ years. I don't reccomend it. I was just trying to get some puss
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:04 pm to
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I totally asked him if he planned to turn me into a skinsuit. He said no, but I’m sure that’s what every serial killer would say.



I would always ask if they were an axe murderer.

I’m more of a chainsaw murderer kind of guy
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:05 pm to
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I was just trying to get some puss


At least you’re honest about it!

Now did you know her? Had mutual friends? How did you see her profile?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:05 pm to
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So nerdy. But he was attractive


If you are a nerd you are smart

Is smart not attractive anymore?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Are you the dick pic judge of TD?
that would be mikelbr and fr33manator

Mikel will say something disgusting, and fr33 will respond in some sort of iambic pentameter
This post was edited on 2/6/19 at 9:07 pm
Posted by olemissfan26
MS
Member since Apr 2012
6982 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:05 pm to
Unless you’re a millionaire athlete or celebrity it won’t end well.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:07 pm to
What the hell has happened to ... meet someone face to face and go from there.?????????

Met my wife of 37 fantastic years via a blind date....

Frick you bunch of social media dickweeds
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Unless you’re a millionaire athlete or celebrity it won’t end well.



I would think someone like that would NEVER meet someone like that.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Met my wife of 37 fantastic years via a blind date..
these aren't the days of disco, pops
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:08 pm to
Ya dude. Sure thing. Let's go back to letters while we're at it

Social media is a resource to extend your reach to multiple women from anywhere
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21806 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:08 pm to
Yeah a slutty broad in Kenner.......bruh.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

respond in some sort of iambic pentameter


That is pretty cool, are they heavy into English lit?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:11 pm to
I’m more partial to the limerick.

She recieved a quite nasty pic
Of a gentlemen’s unsightly dick,
It was covered in hair,
Like a turtle when scared,
And around it was shorter than thick
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:14 pm to
I sent you a DM on Twitter last week but you never responded
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Met my wife of 37 fantastic years via a blind date.


Good


quote:

Frick you bunch of social media dickweeds


No need to go there


Different generations have different paths to courting. I am glad my prime was the days of arse, grass, and gas when STD's that could kill you were not all around. I may feel the younger set is missing out but look at the age in which they matured.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:15 pm to
No you didn’t Walt but you’re right, had you I wouldn’t have responded.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:15 pm to
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I’m more partial to the limerick.


Yes, simple and easier to sing in a pub if you know the "Chinaman song"
Posted by olemissfan26
MS
Member since Apr 2012
6982 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

I would think someone like that would NEVER meet someone like that.


Well if anyone can do it, it’s one of them.

Think about real life. Eric Decker walks up to a random girl at the bar and says she’s pretty 99.9% of girls would be flattered and into it (unless she was a hard core feminist crazy). If a mouth breathing slob does the same thing they get grossed out and get pissed.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 9:16 pm to
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I wouldn’t have responded.


This bums me out. I need someone to confirm he’s real. I don’t believe it.
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