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Hitler’s alligator RIP

Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:31 pm
Posted by ItalianIceMaker
Member since May 2020
199 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:31 pm
quote:

An alligator that survived a bombing raid on Berlin during World War II and was rumored to have once belonged to Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler died at the Moscow Zoo on Friday. He was 84. The zoo said in an online statement that the alligator, Saturn, was a picky eater who loved getting massaged with a brush. Saturn was given the “the utmost care and attention,” the zoo said.

When Saturn was born in the United States in 1936, he was gifted to the Berlin Zoo “almost immediately,” the statement said.

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Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54771 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:33 pm to
Strong first post. Now take some time off.
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1123 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:33 pm to
Death to racist animals
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:33 pm to
Literally Germans
Posted by Jimbo1975
Chackbay
Member since May 2020
150 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:33 pm to
Boy that a skinny gator! They did not feed him? He only looks 6 to 7 feet.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:33 pm to
i never thought i would have sympathy for hitlers alligator but 2020 is some fricked up shite
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:34 pm to
WWII vets are disappearing fast
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65524 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:35 pm to
Hey Geppetto, get back to the Gelato and forget the German Gator.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32775 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15528 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

When Saturn was born in the United States in 1936, he was gifted to the Berlin Zoo “almost immediately

So he's a filthy traitor eh?
Posted by ItalianIceMaker
Member since May 2020
199 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Strong first post. Now take some time off.
I don’t work.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90480 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Saturn, was a picky eater


Acquired a taste for Jews?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49504 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:42 pm to
From the article:
quote:

No direct connection between Saturn and Hitler has ever been substantiated.


Paisan, vaffanculo
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:48 pm to
Just when you think 2020 couldn’t get any worse, RIP Hitler’s gator you will be missed everyday, look after us up there
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3079 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:51 pm to
Damn! I thought he was in Argentina!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65524 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

RIP Hitler’s gator you will be missed everyday, look after us up there
I have the feeling that I've seen this movie before....maybe Harambe is up there now too?





Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8754 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:57 pm to
It wasn't Hitler's alligator you dumbass.
Posted by ItalianIceMaker
Member since May 2020
199 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

It wasn't Hitler's alligator you dumbass.

You’re such an angry dumbass
This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 1:59 pm
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