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re: Hiring an escort - what do I need to know

Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16060 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:34 pm to
Backpages. I've never done it and never would, but I've perused them for shits and giggles. There is a whole language you need to know.. they usually call money roses.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4746 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

well how do you get Blue chips, a baw of mine wants to know


I will ask Jordan Belfort. He told me about them.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17435 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:46 pm to
I was on my honeymoon in Punta Cana years ago. We are sitting on the beach when this gorgeous local girl walks up to us with her "brother". The dude offers the girl to my wife and I all day for $180. It was surreal, we obviously took the deal and had a glorious honeymoon threeway
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 2:58 pm to
hiv
syphilis
gonorrhea

quote:

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Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36277 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:49 pm to
It's not much better picking up the bar skanks in this state
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

well how do you get Blue chips, a baw of mine wants to know

And do I have to tip them to not wear a condom like the NASDAQs?
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
801 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:27 pm to
OT lounge is the gift that keeps on giving. This thread is frickin hilarious. Thanks baws
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:44 pm to
For all the crap that us married guys get regarding a lack of sex, at least I don't have to worry about a damn thing in this thread.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52499 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:53 pm to
It’s usually a different (fatter, uglier) bitch that shows up than is pictured on the ad
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2539 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77250 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:55 pm to
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It’s usually a different (fatter, uglier) bitch that shows up than is pictured on the ad


Does your boyfriend get jealous?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:56 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 9:58 pm
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52499 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:02 pm to
I don’t use that shite

I had roommates that did when I was in an Oxford House in Lake Charles
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36277 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:06 pm to
Plenty of good advice has been given in this thread to avoid that
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42853 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:59 pm to
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Hiring an escort - what do I need to know


Make connections with eastern european organized crime groups and pay up front. They will handle the rest.
This post was edited on 3/6/20 at 10:09 am
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
33914 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 6:05 am to
They won’t look nearly as good in person as they do in the picture.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
282140 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 6:11 am to
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To me, that's nasty AF. You do you, though.


He may get rolled by a pimp and catch the herp. Two for one deal.
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
2401 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 6:22 am to
All morality issues aside, the health ramifications of prostitution are serious. Everyone on here acts like you can sleep with a ton of women and never catch herpes, HPV, and such. But that just isn’t true.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 6:23 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130377 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 6:32 am to
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But that just isn’t true.



Which one got you brother? HerP, wasn't it? The clap?
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Member since Oct 2017
1721 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 6:38 am to
Seriously?
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