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re: Hilariously stupid things your dog does
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:01 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:01 pm to Darth_Vader
My dog is a bully and a stick collector, and he loves to combine the two. Any time there is another dog that is also interested in sticks, he finds the biggest one he can and Lucy's the other dog over and over again, and sometimes he bonks them with it. He has a retarded cousin that he harasses relentlessly when around.
He also likes to chase antelope and wildcats. Saw the fricker run up a sheer face - maybe 50 degrees - for about a quarter mile just to frick up a wildcat. I'm just glad that he has shown no interest in bears or moose.
He also likes to chase antelope and wildcats. Saw the fricker run up a sheer face - maybe 50 degrees - for about a quarter mile just to frick up a wildcat. I'm just glad that he has shown no interest in bears or moose.
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Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:11 pm to Darth_Vader
I dogsit one that makes me take all the slack out of the TP rolls or she’ll latch onto what’s hanging and drag it down the hallway with her.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:13 pm to Darth_Vader
When we’re eating at the table, he begs for a minute. When he figures out we’re not giving him anything, his feelings get hurt and he whines to go outside.
He’s actually doing it right now.
He’s actually doing it right now.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:16 pm to Darth_Vader
My daughter's dog snaps at dust motes in a Sunbeam.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:18 pm to Darth_Vader
If I even just say the word “squirrel” he starts screeching and runs toward the back door. Once the door is opened, he darts to a tree and starts barking whether there is actually a squirrel outside or not.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 6:25 pm to ILurkThereforeIAm
One of our dogs when it is feeding time sits in front of his bowl and shovels air into it by scraping his nose against the ground and towards his bowl for a few minutes before starting to eat.
Weird as hell and I don’t understand it.
Weird as hell and I don’t understand it.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:11 pm to Darth_Vader
My buddy is smarter than 90% of this board bro. Lol. Seriously smartest dog I have ever had. I taught him to sit, shake with one paw, dab me up with the other, lay down, then roll over and bark once in a few weeks.
But he thinks the dogs on TV are real, he actually watches TV and seems to get it and runs up to TV at them and barks at them like a mad dog until they leave . You have no idea how many dogs are in commercials now
But he thinks the dogs on TV are real, he actually watches TV and seems to get it and runs up to TV at them and barks at them like a mad dog until they leave . You have no idea how many dogs are in commercials now
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:14 pm to Darth_Vader
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I’ve seen her go nuts trying to attack dogs more 10 times her size. Zero fear in her. But today, what is she doing? She’s hiding behind the living room couch because there is a fly in the house. Yes, she is literally hiding from a common house fly.
That’s a cool Friday night story bro
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:15 pm to Darth_Vader
We had a dog who would frequently slip out the front door and run down the street. He was super easy to catch though. All we had to do was shake his leash and he would run to us…because he thought he was going to get to go outside ;)
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:17 pm to Darth_Vader
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trying to attack dogs more 10 times her size. Zero fear in her. But today, what is she doing? She’s hiding behind the living room couch because there is a fly in the house. Yes, she is literally hiding from a common house fly.
Our chihuahua was terrified of blowing leaves. Even in his elderly years, when he'd get in a hurry for nothing, he'd still manage to kick it into third gear if a deadly brown attack oak leaf came at him as if from nowhere.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:21 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
My wife keeps posing the question “have you ever noticed an intruder?” My response is “no, I haven’t”, so she is insistent that the dog’s barking keeps the intruders away…
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:37 pm to Darth_Vader
My dog eats poo. Not just dog poo but also bearded dragon poo which is vile
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:41 pm to Darth_Vader
Mine puts together WW2 models... Mostly tanks, planes and other armory... Loves doing it so we don't care.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 7:43 pm to Darth_Vader
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My daughter has a pug. It has the IQ of your average egg plant.
Pugs have been inbred to the point of retardation
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:27 pm to The Shaqtus
My dog when constipated and the turd takes too long to come out, he shrieks and jumps.
Ngl, i understand it.
Ngl, i understand it.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:31 pm to Darth_Vader
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It has the IQ of your average egg plant.
I had a newfie once. He was over 130lbs and absolutely dumb as a rock.
On cold rainy nights he would lay right outside the door of his doghouse. I installed wind flaps over the door and he couldn't figure out how to push through them so I had to take them back off. He would lay in the rose bushes after we watered them.
One Christmas, we caught him eating the glass ornaments on the tree.
His only redeeming quality was the fact he would turn vicious if a stranger came into my yard. He didn't frick around.
Posted on 8/23/25 at 9:41 am to LegendInMyMind
I took the screen out of my front door frame to have it fixed. My German Shepherd won’t walk through the opening. I have to open the door for him.
Posted on 8/23/25 at 10:22 am to 225rumpshaker
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One of our dogs when it is feeding time sits in front of his bowl and shovels air into it by scraping his nose against the ground and towards his bowl for a few minutes before starting to eat.
Weird as hell and I don’t understand it.
Wife’s Pomeranian does the exact same thing
Posted on 8/23/25 at 10:23 am to 225rumpshaker
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This post was edited on 8/23/25 at 10:24 am
Posted on 8/23/25 at 10:24 am to Darth_Vader
Our French Bulldog is an absolute trip.
He’s build like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
But he attacks way larger dogs.
Full speed and launches at them from three feet away.
He’s build like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
But he attacks way larger dogs.
Full speed and launches at them from three feet away.
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