hijack thread: grown men with b o

I just use axe or bod for men

Funny you post this. I’m sitting on the tarmac across the aisle from a fat ole baw in a jogging suit who smells like a urine covered sweat sock. Funking up the whole plane. I can hardly choke down my complimentary Bloody Mary.

When I was in college I worked construction for my uncle.

We had a guy who lived in jail but got out daily to come and work, Uncle did it as a favor to the kids dad.

This MF'er stunk so bad, no deodorant and it was in the dead heat of the summer in North La.

We called him Stinking Bill

You ever work around Indians?

don't get so close to smell, freak

No. Unlike uk fans, we have indoor plumbing.

Now he’s scarfing down some Cinnabon

Ole boy's flying first class, though, huh?

That he is. We generally don’t have his kind up here.