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re: Hey Siri...I'm getting pulled over...

Posted on 11/2/18 at 8:14 am to
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10055 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 8:14 am to
Next up:

Hey Siri, I'm about to pick up a hooker.



Ok, please take a picture and I will run it through our undercover cop database.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 8:19 am to
quote:

send a message to a designated contact with your exact location information,


So two dummies can get shot?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38314 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 8:19 am to
Hey Siri...I am driving down Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard.

(Siri, in her best Chris Rock voice): Be careful, there is some violence going down.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 9:14 am to
How about, "Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over. How do I act like a respectful, rational human being?"
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58616 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 9:16 am to
quote:

I remember being a dumb teenager and being worried when I got pulled over... Now I'm an adult


look at you and all your white privilege
Posted by tigerband6971
hammond,la
Member since Sep 2018
127 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 9:20 am to
OK dumb question.
If SIRI turns on the camera the driver will have to somehow point the front of the phone in the general direction of the LEO, would not the cop notice this and react in some fashion?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35518 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Are you suggesting adult Blacks can't behave in a mature and reasonable manner when confronted with authority?


It was a joke, and anyone who had ever read any of my posts over the last 15 years would probably realize that, but looking at the downvote count, I assume not.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30415 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 12:55 pm to
Here's a few ideas:

1. Don't break the law.
2. If pulled over be polite and follow instructions.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 1:00 pm to
quote:


I remember being a dumb teenager and being worried when I got pulled over... Now I'm an adult
until weed is legal, i still don't trust the police. But being well spoken, clean cut, and white, i don't have run ins with them like when i was a teenager.
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1339 posts
Posted on 11/2/18 at 1:12 pm to
definitely using this on some chicks nightstand
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