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Here's a vacant $9M 11,000 sqft lot in Palo Alto, California for your dream home

Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3656 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:15 pm
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On some blocks in Old Palo Alto, $9 million doesn’t even buy a roof.

Take the nice vacant lot with the for sale sign on Bryant Street near Coleridge Avenue.

It’s carpeted with redwood duff, ivy and oak leaves, surrounded by a clean, white concrete wall and proper Old Palo Alto neighbors in one of the Silicon Valley’s most desired neighborhoods.

“People are looking at the price tag and saying ‘Oh, my goodness, $9 million for nothing?” said agent Adam Touni. “That’s what’s throwing everyone. This is actually par for the course.”

It’s true. The estate next door is going for $20 million. Around the block, a former Facebook executive is offering his one-acre compound for twice that.

The rush of tech expansions, strong stock prices and hoped-for IPO windfalls has the top-end of the Bay Area economy accelerating like a Tesla in ludicrous mode. The Old Palo Alto neighborhood of leafy, century-old estates — former home to the late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs, current home to Google co-founder and CEO Larry Page — has become a hive of real estate selling and buying.

Five recently-listed compounds in the community just a mile from Stanford University are asking between $11 million to $40 million, according to Zillow data. At the low end, an 880-square foot, two-bedroom is priced at $1.9 million.







Mercury News article

MLS listing
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:19 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:17 pm to
And rumor has it that water is wet, anyone buying that?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:17 pm to
It's beautiful but imagine the utility costs.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20235 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:17 pm to
Ah yes, the look at me, I’m fricking retarded but i live in a certain neighbors and i have money
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:18 pm to
Why wouldn’t you buy a larger piece of property a little further out and use the windfall to buy a helicopter?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42715 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:18 pm to
Wait that’s for real? Damn son
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32882 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:18 pm to
Might have to scrounge for some pocket change and pick it up.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8582 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:18 pm to
Can't even imagine the magnitude of miserable assholes living in proximity to that lot.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
28290 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:19 pm to
It’s got to be cheaper just to grab a helicopter to fly in to town at some point.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:19 pm to

This must be an optical illusion. How is that 11,000 sf? Is it 250' deep?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42715 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:19 pm to
Now imagine if you damage that oak tree while building.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132603 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:19 pm to
And the problem is you wont be able to build a house because the whacko environmentalists wont let you touch those trees
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:20 pm to
Is this around where Elizabeth Holmes use to live when she was worth Billions?
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80723 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:21 pm to
$9M and you can't even legally collect the rain water that falls on it.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42889 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:22 pm to
6k/mo in property taxes on the empty lot
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26115 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
Sounds like the makings of a bubble. The only reason to pay that would be to flip it for an even more egregious amount.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42715 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
Who’s Elizabeth and you’re on a first name basis with a billionaire?
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
This is the thread where a bunch of supposed economics gurus somehow forget about supply and demand.

Hint - you’re buying the land, not the house
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
To people with that kind of money , that’s chump change, have some friends in that league, one friend’s wife wanted a house on Easthamton, they bought one for several mil, bulldozed it and she had one built for about another 4 mil, didn’t like it, tore it down and built another one for about 9 mil, just one of several they own, that one’s just a summer home, doubt they spend a month out of the year there
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69639 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:27 pm to
I don’t even know how Stanford students can afford to live around campus
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