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re: Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for touching yourself....
Posted on 7/9/23 at 9:42 am to Mud_Bone
Posted on 7/9/23 at 9:42 am to Mud_Bone
quote:I'm one month post surgery for same. Almost healed.
When they start bleeding,
It was hell for over a week but I can say I'd do it all over again if needed.
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Posted on 7/9/23 at 9:46 am to Mud_Bone
quote:You touch yourself ALOT differently than I touch myself.
Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for touching yourself....
Sounds like you and SirWinston could hang together well.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 9:50 am to Mud_Bone
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Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for using cell phones in the crapper
FIFY
If you use your phone in the crapper when young you will be visited by hemorrhoids as you age.
Stay off your cell phone in the crapper
Eat more roughage
Your older self will thank you for doing this now.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 9:58 am to Cheese Grits
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If you use your phone in the crapper when young you will be visited by hemorrhoids as you age.
100% correct
Don’t try to shite until you need to, and then don’t linger in your own shite fumes.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 10:36 am to Mud_Bone
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Mud_Bone
quote:
Hemorrhoids
Name checks out
Posted on 7/9/23 at 10:50 am to Cheese Grits
quote:I did this. I grew up on animals and veggies that we grew.
Eat more roughage
quote:We got our first phone when I was over 5. It was 3 rooms away from the crapper. I got my first cell phone when I was 55. I've used it once when I was on the shitter.
Stay off your cell phone in the crapper
The closest I ever came to playing with that part of me was when I started poking those jewels back up my butt like the Dr. advised me to. That worked until I started having bleeding problems plus they would begin to poke out while I was doing anything that required straining.
Fast forward to today. One month post op and I'm already reaping some benefits. Tomorrow is a brighter day.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 10:54 am to Mud_Bone
Been through this more than I’d wish on anyone. Get a bidet.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 11:02 am to Mud_Bone
Mine were from dealing with gluten sensitivity. I thought constant diarrhea or constipation was normal because that is what my dad dealt with. Gastroenterologist put me on four different prescriptions for reflux and IBS. After doing my own research, I got off of breads and such and my issues went away. Several accidental exposures (didn't know at the time that it was in soy sauce) confirmed what a damn doctor didn't bother to look at.
No more hemorrhoid issues.
No more hemorrhoid issues.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 11:08 am to MBclass83
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Men typically spend more time than necessary on the pot. Why? Nobody really knows. Just drop the friends off at the pool and get gone.
You must not be married and have no kids.
Posted on 7/9/23 at 11:14 am to Chief Hinge
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Get a bidet
Those are legit life changing
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:02 pm to Mud_Bone
I thought it was punishment for taking karate!
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:05 pm to JodyPlauche
Eat more fiber baw
Posted on 7/9/23 at 9:06 pm to Pax Regis
You must not be married and have no kids.
I am married and I have kids. Hahahaha
I am married and I have kids. Hahahaha
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