re: Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman

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you just have to pick and choose your spots much more carefully.

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sometimes when I get the urge, and we could be having a dinner party or cook out, I'll just trick the old lady into going into our part of the house and I'll take her in her closet and break her down like a shotgun for a quickie, she loves it

It is warmer, wetter and more swollen. At least from what I've seen.

You have to put the weight clause in the pre-nup, brah.

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having sex with a pregnant woman

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Is the best thing ever.
Why you think I've got 6 kids??

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I don't do fat chicks, as you can imagine, that went over well

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Isn't this the same woman that hoped you died in 9/11?

1st trimester wife was tired most of the time then hit that 4-5 month mark. It was like she got a shot of adrenaline and wanted to frick all the time. She already had big tits but I couldn't image what would they would grow to was possible. They would get to J cups by the end. It was pretty fricking awesome.

Been through this twice now (currently in second time through). I don't think it is any better qualitatively and although it may be a little more frequent for the first few months (provided she doesn't have constant nausea or other complications), that is offset by the complete drop off the last couple of months (it just gets too ridiculous for a 8 or 9 month pregnant woman to do much) and the couple of months after the baby.

I definitely think non-pregnant sex is better.

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having sex with a pregnant woman



Is the best thing ever.
Why you think I've got 6 kids??

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I'm not sure you know how all of this works.

She became a sex addict. Pregnant isn't sexy. Double edged sword.

Best part is you can't get her pregnant