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re: Have you ever used a bidet?
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
They are great before sex.
This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 12:02 am
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:00 am to Zappas Stache
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I don't know. They seemed common to me. I guess in old places in Baton Rouge and NOLA.
Can report no bidets north of Ellick.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:02 am to Jim Rockford
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Knew I should have lived there instead of El Cid.
Had a great pool and gazebo in the court yard. All apts had a balcony overlooking the pool so you could decide whether to go out there or not.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:12 am to Northwestern tiger
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to shower every-time you poop.
In general I need to do the same thing.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 1:23 am to aTmTexas Dillo
I have two Alpha JX. I don’t like taking a poop anywhere but home now. Washlets change your life for the better.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 1:31 am to DavidTheGnome
I put the attachment in my house. Great purchase
Posted on 5/26/19 at 1:36 am to DavidTheGnome
Most recently at Aria in Vegas
Posted on 5/26/19 at 6:41 am to DavidTheGnome
frick yeah. I’ve even started using the edge of my tub and shower head as a makeshift bidet.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 6:45 am to DavidTheGnome
I have one in my home. A hand held version like the Brazilians use. I basically power wash my whale eye after every dump.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 6:46 am to Zappas Stache
So do yall think water just washes it all away and you are 100% good to go?
I mean really you need some soap and some mechanical force to get it all nice and clean. Also another pro tip for all those with swammp butt, or monkey arse, is to not take a shite before or during work. Bc once you do and start sweating your nasty shite juices will trickle down and irritate you and give you that dreaded coon arse.
I mean really you need some soap and some mechanical force to get it all nice and clean. Also another pro tip for all those with swammp butt, or monkey arse, is to not take a shite before or during work. Bc once you do and start sweating your nasty shite juices will trickle down and irritate you and give you that dreaded coon arse.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 6:47 am to dawgsjw
This is why people come to the OT for advice:
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Bc once you do and start sweating your nasty shite juices will trickle down and irritate you and give you that dreaded coon arse.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 7:00 am to member12
quote:It took me a hot arse summer job and a bunch of coon arse before I could finally put two and two together. Also it is best not to use the shitter at work when you work with a bunch of nasty slobs. Think one guy had some jock itch and gave it to most of the employees from the shitter (only way I could explain it).
This is why people come to the OT for advice:
quote:
Bc once you do and start sweating your nasty shite juices will trickle down and irritate you and give you that dreaded coon arse.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 7:18 am to DavidTheGnome
I was in a building still under construction and I used one to knock my coworker's hard hat off.
Those things are great.
Those things are great.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:05 am to Zappas Stache
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I lived in the Stanford Arms in the 80s and all BR were equipped with bidets. I experimented and wasn't a fan.
Did it peg you?
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:23 am to DavidTheGnome
They are wonderful. I wish I had one in my bathroom.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:30 am to DavidTheGnome
So with the setup of a toilet next to the bidet, do you duck walk your shite arse over to the bidet to clean off or do you wipe, bidet, wipe to dry?
Serious logistic question
Serious logistic question
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:41 am to DavidTheGnome
i just use my garden hose
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:45 am to Jobu93
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So with the setup of a toilet next to the bidet, do you duck walk your shite arse over to the bidet to clean off or do you wipe, bidet, wipe to dry? Serious logistic question
Wipe, bidet, dry.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:47 am to DavidTheGnome
Not yet but soon.....
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:11 am to willymeaux
I was in talks with a general surgeon for a hemorrhoid removal. Got this: Amazon
Now I’m a tight virgin flower again.
Literally saved my arse.
Now I’m a tight virgin flower again.
Literally saved my arse.
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