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Have you ever shat your pants as an adult?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:19 am
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:19 am
I don’t do it often, in fact I’m proud of the progress I’ve made over the past few years, but once or twice a month I shite my pants.
I figured it happens to everyone at least a little, so nothing to be ashamed about.
I figured it happens to everyone at least a little, so nothing to be ashamed about.
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:25 am to Warmth in Winter
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but once or twice a month I shite my pants.
Wow. You might want to check with a doctor. You may have sphincter issues.
I shite in my pants maybe twice in my life and one time was while running and both times I was sick to my stomach.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:38 am to Warmth in Winter
No. Never.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:41 am to BRgetthenet
Every now and then a fart comes with a surprise.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:43 am to DownSouthCrawfish
I NEVER trust a fart. I’ll haul arse to the bathroom every chance I get.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:44 am to Warmth in Winter
Once in the last 10 years or so, knock on wood. I was at work when it happened too. We had drafting tables that we used for desk. I reached to get something at the top of the desk and out came a turd. Didnt even feel like I had to shite at the time. Went to my truck, put a towel on the seat and left. Called my boss and told him I had to leave due to an emergency, he never asked me about me it.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 4:58 am to Warmth in Winter
Twice got to the point of no return.
Once while driving. It was coming out and there was nothing I could do about it so pulled off and squated on the side of the road. Luckily I was in the middle of nowhere.
Another time while running. Luckily there was a green belt nearby.
If I would’ve been in public with no nearby restroom either time, I would have definitely shite all over myself.
Once while driving. It was coming out and there was nothing I could do about it so pulled off and squated on the side of the road. Luckily I was in the middle of nowhere.
Another time while running. Luckily there was a green belt nearby.
If I would’ve been in public with no nearby restroom either time, I would have definitely shite all over myself.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 5:32 am to Warmth in Winter
Once in the middle of nowhere and I couldn't find a gas station. I ran out into the woods to finish and got into some chiggers. Fun times.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 5:36 am to Warmth in Winter
Always been just a shart for me but definitely needed new underwear. I’m a competitive farter so it comes with the territory.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:07 am to GumboPot
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You may have sphincter issues
Aka loose bootyhole syndrome.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:11 am to Warmth in Winter
quote:Depends, and by that I mean:
I figured it happens to everyone at least a little, so nothing to be ashamed about.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 8:26 am
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:15 am to Warmth in Winter
You're shitting your pants every 2 weeks?
I did one time 4 years ago,
It was the day after thanksgiving. Rut was in full swing and I had the flu. Body aches, chills, throwing up the whole 9 yards
Well I'm on a ladder stand when nature called and it was so violent and sudden I was trying to think if my best option was to literally just hang off and aim
Couldn't logistically put that together
So I got down and started toward the house.
I was maybe 100 yards when the sneeze happened
I did one time 4 years ago,
It was the day after thanksgiving. Rut was in full swing and I had the flu. Body aches, chills, throwing up the whole 9 yards
Well I'm on a ladder stand when nature called and it was so violent and sudden I was trying to think if my best option was to literally just hang off and aim
Couldn't logistically put that together
So I got down and started toward the house.
I was maybe 100 yards when the sneeze happened
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:17 am to mdomingue
Anyone that’s ever run cross country
Luckily I always found a tree or bush to squat on.
Luckily I always found a tree or bush to squat on.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:20 am to GumboPot
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Wow. You might want to check with a doctor. You may have sphincter issues.
Homosexuality isn’t a medical condition…
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:22 am to Warmth in Winter
Is this a "Misery loves Company" question?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:22 am to Warmth in Winter
You ain’t cool, unless you shite to’ pants!
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:27 am to Warmth in Winter
Posted on 2/21/22 at 6:28 am to Gifman
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I’m a competitive farter
Challenge accepted bitch.
I shite my pants at least three times a year. I’m already up to 2 for 2022 because of Covid.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 7:17 am to Warmth in Winter
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This post was edited on 6/30/24 at 12:52 am
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