re: Have you ever shat your pants as an adult?

this thread delivers.

Full of "...I gambled" and lost.

Friday afternoon in a bar with friends. made the mistake of trusting a fart. do the penguin walk through the crowd to the bathroom. there was no hiding anything, and i am sure more than one person saw me and pointed the waddle to friends. no TP in the stall. dropped underwear, and used the few clean spots to wipe. underwear went into the trash can, and i went back to drinking. took a shower when I got back home. that bathroom stunk for a while.

funny part was that my wife did laundry the next day. I get the,"...you only wore ONE pair of boxers in the last three days?" Had to admit what had happened.

No, but I was taking a certification exam online for AWS and had to take a shite. Asked the proctor if I could go use the bathroom. He said no. I had a roll of paper towels in front of me since I was sitting in my kitchen island at the time. The exam was proctored by Proctor U, so they could see my webcam. But I moved my laptops camera slightly up, grabbed a roll of paper towels, set it under my arse (pants were off by then), and proceeded to make a shite burger while taking the test. The sad part was, I was two questions off from passing that test, so the extra stress of having to shite didn’t help matters at all.

Yes but at a much lower rate of 2x a month. Once maybe twice a year a gets surprise fart