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Have you ever lied about having a job?

Posted on 12/7/19 at 5:57 pm
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/7/19 at 5:57 pm
This one time I was either in high school or just out of high school. I met some military recruiter at a golf course. I told him I had a job working at a golf course. He texted me trying to get on the course. I didn’t respond. I was dumb and he caught me red handed.

I guess subtle brag about having a job as a high school student got my pride at the time.
This post was edited on 12/7/19 at 6:00 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/7/19 at 5:58 pm to
This would be better on facebook confessions.
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:02 pm to
Subtle men talk to me brag. Congrats
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:04 pm to
What did his dick taste like?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198023 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

What did his dick taste like?

you think you might know him ?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64684 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:15 pm to
Weird reason to lie about a job.
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
4314 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:17 pm to
My IQ was slightly lower than my handicap at the time.
This post was edited on 12/7/19 at 6:19 pm
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

military recruiter


He should appreciate a good lie.
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Have you ever lied about having a job?


I told my friends in 7th grade that my girlfriend liked to give me bl__jobs....so yes.
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
4314 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:21 pm to
Until he couldn’t get on the course
This post was edited on 12/7/19 at 6:24 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13692 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 7:36 pm to
I’ve lied and said I didn’t have a job
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
4314 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 7:46 pm to
Probably the better lie
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 8:26 pm to


No why lie about working?
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48124 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 9:21 pm to
When I was grossly underemployed, I made my jobs seem a lot better than they really were.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/7/19 at 9:23 pm to
No, not really.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4811 posts
Posted on 12/8/19 at 1:42 am to
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 5:09 am
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 12/8/19 at 2:06 am to
No, but I have several delinquent friends who I allow to use me as an employment reference whenever they need it. Tell me what job you were supposed to have and I will cover for you.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19842 posts
Posted on 12/8/19 at 2:56 am to
I lied to a military recruiter about being a circus clown. He was mad, but he got over it. Who doesn’t like going to the circus?
This post was edited on 12/8/19 at 2:59 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30480 posts
Posted on 12/8/19 at 7:32 am to
No because I've had one for 30 + years
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