Have you ever had to "stop, drop, and roll?"

have you ever fell off a ladder or out of a plane?

All the time when listening to DMX.

If by stop, drop, and roll you mean a blunt. Why, yes, yes I have.

Nope, but I visited my brother's college one weekend. Woke up to find my LSU tshirt had caught on fire at some point in the night. Luckily it only burned a few inches of my shirt and not me. Not sure when I walked into a fire

not me, but i watched a guy have to thanks to alcohol and gasoline.

was actually quite funny after the fact.

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I did burn my hand and singed my beard, eye brows, and bangs

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Please tell me not those sweet Bama bangs.

When I was 19 my mother asked me to burn a large holly bush in the yard. I grabbed a can if diesel and doused the bush pretty well, lit a piece of paper and leaned in to drop it on the pile then step back as the flame caught.

What I didn't know was that someone put unleaded in the diesel can. The bush was in a small depression and there was no wind so the fumes just sank down to ground level.

What I accidentally did was create a bomb of sorts and just before the burning paper hit the pile, it hit the fumes and lit my world up with a loud "WHOOOMP! that knocked me back a few feet.

Around the time I hit the ground I realized I might well be on fire so I rolled (which did indeed put out a couple of small flames). Lots of first degree burns and singed arm and leg hairs, some 2nd degree burns and a couple of 3rd degree burns (one of which formed a crucifix on my right ring finger that lasted for a couple of decades).

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Yep. Poured gasoline on a leaf pile and bent over to light it. I assumed it would lifht like bbq starter fluid. shite blew up in my face and I def hit the ground and rolled.
Luckily ended up with just some burnt hair

I did watch a guy try to light a fart once - his fuzzy pants caught fire for a brief instant.