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Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:36 pm to OweO
quote:For another of your normally shitty posts, at least this one ended quickly
Almost had charges pressed against me and two other people by someone. Its a long story.
That's about it.
0.5/10
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:37 pm to OweO
Yes. I used to have a neighbor that made shite up about me and kept calling the cops on me for bogus stuff. I had to get a lawyer involved to serve him some papers and he finally stopped.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:37 pm to OweO
One of the times was back in college. Got locked out at 3am when the temperature outside was in the low teens, and quite windy as well.
The night was winding down after going out with a bunch of friends and coming home blackout after the bars closed. Walked back to one friend’s apartment to kickback, then walked across the street to another friend’s apartment to sleep.
Had to grab something from my car in the parking lot before I went inside, so my friend (who was blackout and had to be carried by me across the road after he threw hit guts up in the bushes) went inside while I went to my car. Told him I was going to my car and I’d be right behind him. He nodded, but I could tell he didn’t comprehend a word I said.
He goes on ahead, and as it turns out, locked the door behind him, went up to his room, turned the light on and passed out in the bathroom clinging onto the toilet.
I came upon the locked door and immediately knew I was fricked. Banged on the door but no one answered. Did that for about 20 mins till the cops pulled up to see what the disturbance was about. Told them why I was outside at 3am in the cold and they were like that sucks, good luck. Bitch arse neighbors, who were actually girls I knew, some since elementary school, had called the cops.
After the cops left I was still locked out so I went around back and shimmied my way up to the back deck of the apartment and eventually climbed over the rail. Broke in through the back door and crashed on a shitty arse sofa no pillow or blanket, but I slept like a baby. My friend who passed out had zero recollection of the night after we left the bars.
Ah, college was fun.
The night was winding down after going out with a bunch of friends and coming home blackout after the bars closed. Walked back to one friend’s apartment to kickback, then walked across the street to another friend’s apartment to sleep.
Had to grab something from my car in the parking lot before I went inside, so my friend (who was blackout and had to be carried by me across the road after he threw hit guts up in the bushes) went inside while I went to my car. Told him I was going to my car and I’d be right behind him. He nodded, but I could tell he didn’t comprehend a word I said.
He goes on ahead, and as it turns out, locked the door behind him, went up to his room, turned the light on and passed out in the bathroom clinging onto the toilet.
I came upon the locked door and immediately knew I was fricked. Banged on the door but no one answered. Did that for about 20 mins till the cops pulled up to see what the disturbance was about. Told them why I was outside at 3am in the cold and they were like that sucks, good luck. Bitch arse neighbors, who were actually girls I knew, some since elementary school, had called the cops.
After the cops left I was still locked out so I went around back and shimmied my way up to the back deck of the apartment and eventually climbed over the rail. Broke in through the back door and crashed on a shitty arse sofa no pillow or blanket, but I slept like a baby. My friend who passed out had zero recollection of the night after we left the bars.
Ah, college was fun.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:38 pm to OweO
True story. George Jones called the cops on us when I was 16. That marsupial bastard.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:41 pm to NotoriousFSU
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Ah, college was fun.
The difference between mine and yours was that those girls would’ve invited me in.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:44 pm to OweO
Just making a lot of noise having a party. I guess around 25 years old. Good times.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:48 pm to OweO
I had a rental home that had a plumbing issue. Plumber screwed something up and flooded the house overnight. I refused to pay him and he challenged me to a fight in the living room of this house.
I accepted his challenge. Neighbors called the cops when fight spilled into the yard. I beat his arse and he went to jail, so worked out for me.
I accepted his challenge. Neighbors called the cops when fight spilled into the yard. I beat his arse and he went to jail, so worked out for me.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:50 pm to OweO
The last time was at an AT&T store.
It was just a threat, though.
It was just a threat, though.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:54 pm to OweO
Yes
Bartenders weren’t keen on me self serving.
Bartenders weren’t keen on me self serving.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 9:59 pm to ezride25
Yeah I’m sure lol. My balls had been frozen solid and my dick had so much shrinkage it said frick you at least one of us is going inside tonight mothafricka. I still haven’t forgiven those snobbish count.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 10:00 pm to OweO
I've had cops call for more cops.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 10:12 pm to OweO
Looking for a friend's camp out in BFE, I slow rolled by one ole baw's house a couple of times and he calked the sheriff. I'm lucky he didn't take a shot at me.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 10:13 pm to OweO
A couple times as a youth but also as recent as a year ago. I was walking the dog in my neighborhood and a pizza boy ran me off the road. On his way back, he crossed the center line and ran me off the road again. This time I knocked his side view mirror off. He decided to call the cops on me. It was quite fun watching the cops basically laugh at him.
Posted on 1/24/20 at 10:22 pm to OweO
One time I ran out of a grocery store with some crab laigs that i thought i paid for and........they let me go.

Posted on 1/24/20 at 10:25 pm to OweO
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Not as a responsible adult, but when I was younger I had them called on me and the people I was with quite a few times.

This post was edited on 1/24/20 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 1/25/20 at 7:03 am to OweO
I sure have, once. It was after I called each of Mary Landrieu's senate offices and sub offices twice daily 3 times a week from Thanksgiving up to her vote for Obamacare and no one picked up the phone. I called back in late January and told them that she was going to be defeated by whoever ran against her in 2014. FBI agent and U.S. Marshal showed up at my doorstep that afternoon and wanted to know why I had threatened Mary with guns.
I will never ever voted of a Democrat again.
I will never ever voted of a Democrat again.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 8:55 am to OweO
My son had 6 cops show up at his apartment when someone reported that he and his friends were making a porn movie. It was a college short film project unrelated to anything sexual.
There were a couple of good looking girls in the group so I am sure the cops were disappointed.
There were a couple of good looking girls in the group so I am sure the cops were disappointed.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 8:55 am to OweO
yes - visited a client branch location in Lafayette, LA to work on a cash machine, and they forgot to tell the branch manager - sitting in the parking lot i got surrounded by 3 cops - 1 of which had his gun drawn - not a cool feeling
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