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CPTDCKHD
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Have you ever fought an “old man”?

I remember, many years ago, (90’s- I might have been 16-17) going to a kid’s house after school to fight him (he invited me). When his enthusiasm was gone, he ran across the street to a neighbor’s house. Out came a grown man- who was smaller than me in stature, but had an apparent advantage. Maybe it was his calloused hands, maybe it was the thousand yard stare in his glossy eyes. Whatever it was, he did me the kindness of asking me if I wanted some- and, after a few quick scenarios played out in my inexperienced mind, I promptly replied “No sir.” Of course I got clowned by my friends (who also did not want any). Knowing what I know now, I made a very good decision that day. I’m not saying that all old men are bad asses. (Especially these days. Ugh. Depressing. I think that having been punched in the face is something that every man should have experienced in his youth.) I’m saying that an old bad arse is more dangerous than a young one. I look back on that day, and I now understand what he was thinking- “please, boy, give me a good damn reason.”


theOG
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Damn, life seems different in your trailer park.


Jim Rockford
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That is a rather trashy story, old sport.


Boston911
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You can’t win these things. If you beat him, you are known as a young guy who beat up an old man,,,,if you lose you are known as a guy who got his arse beat by an old man,,,it’s a no win situation


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fr33manator
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Old man strength is real.
This post was edited on 9/23 at 9:13 pm


kingbob
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My father and I fought each other on multiple occasions


pickingnose
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Did this take place at a house party off Drusilla maybe 1992 ?


SavageOrangeJug
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The older you get, the shorter a life sentence is...


Cracker
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Only when he walked in on me railing some ole lady


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Realityintheface
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I was given good advice once. If 2 guys are getting ready to fight and both are close in build/shape and you know nothing else about them, bet on the older one.
This post was edited on 9/23 at 9:21 pm


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MBclass83
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Old men can be very angry.


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Shut Up Mulllet
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Hell no Bro. You crazy. Ole baws don’t fight to fight.They fight to KILL you. F around and find out . Real life


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Good to see you’re still a little bitch.


Realityintheface
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The older you get, the shorter a life sentence is...


This is very profound. Will ponder this. Thank you.


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fr33manator
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The older you get, the shorter a life sentence is


Is this Shakespeare?


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Hammertime laughs at this thread


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mikelbr
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Did this take place at a house party off Drusilla maybe 1992 ?




Were you that kid he beat up? You should definitely whip his arse now.



mikelbr
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Is this Shakespeare?


Pretty sure it's a T-shirt/Meme about fricking with old men.



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CPTDCKHD
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Damn, life seems different in your trailer park.

Well, it wasn’t a trailer park. It was section 8, so, yeah- it’s different.


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CPTDCKHD
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That is a rather trashy story, old sport.

How so, chap?


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