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Have you ever clogged a toilet without using any paper?

Posted on 12/11/20 at 10:59 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5244 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 10:59 pm
I accomplished this feat this week. Must say I’m pretty proud of myself.
Posted by Razorback Ricky
Cave Srings, AR
Member since Aug 2020
339 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:01 pm to
Yes
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30866 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:01 pm to
More than once.
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:01 pm to
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I accomplished this feat this week. Must say I’m pretty proud of myself.


THree words: Kashi GoLean Crunch

I thought I was going to have to call a plumber.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63192 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:03 pm to
Once at Lowe’s.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12610 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:03 pm to
Your poo fetish is starting to get creepy
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19240 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:04 pm to
Once after a long weekend I shitted at work.

I dropped a log that was a foot long and nearly a foot wide, I was so proud of it I couldn't flush it and just left it for the next guy to admire.

It would have clogged any American Standard though.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53558 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

shitted

This "word" is always such a mindfrick for me when I read or hear it.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41166 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:07 pm to
I have never done this but my two oldest have done this - more than once

My husband and I can’t figure out what we fed them. They must’ve eaten some Legos or something
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:09 pm to
Yes, bad enough I had to unclog it with a wire coat hanger.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259875 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:10 pm to
It's weird what is important to some folks... Is this something that vexes you?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2087 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Once at Lowe’s.


You sure it wasn’t a floor model? That happened to me once.
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3162 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:12 pm to
Main problem is these new "water saver" toilets our government forced upon us only flush a small amount from the tank.

The old ones with a five gallon tank would blow out elephant turds.......not any more.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:15 pm to
Of course. I shite like a man. There's a special perverse pride when you drop the first salvo and go to give the courtesy flush and never hear the siphon effect kick in.
Posted by GumbOrgeron
Member since Feb 2018
1426 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:19 pm to
How are you not banned yet. You’ve been making these fetish threads for years now
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:24 pm to
You’s a nasty mothafricka
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

The old ones with a five gallon tank would blow out elephant turds..


I have a toilet from the 60's that would be a felony to own in California. You could flush a bag of dog food down that thing. Pretty sure it has a 3 gallon tank. When you been on a budweiser and pizza bender, you shite in the big toilet
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5623 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:29 pm to
You know what? I’ve been spending WAY too much time on the PT board this evening discussing useless things like WW2 French history, Federal civil procedure and jurisdiction, political theory, secession and armed insurrection. This topic regarding giant turds is a Bill Murray moment to clear the air (as it were). Thank you for changing my perspective to encompass something truly important. This is not a joke. Seriously.
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:34 pm to
Growing up every thanksgiving my little brother accomplished what only came to be known as the “Turkey Tallboy”, a rock solid monstrosity that just laughed at plumbing. It required a something to make it accessible to the limitations of modern plumbing. After dinner and during the coma/nap football phase of the day, he would leave the bathroom with door shut behind him, venture into the yard to procure a solid stick, smuggle it inside his jacket and finish what he started.

You do the grunging, you do the plunging. Those were the rules in our house.

I saw it one time. 12inches long, two inches in diameter of solid thanksgiving lextovers. Flushed and watched it sit unyieldingly against the forces. Truly a monument to manhood that young man conjured.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 12/11/20 at 11:38 pm to
You were at Ivar's this afternoon weren't you?
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