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Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:40 pm to X123F45
Negative. Her last Name was "S". I can't remember her first name.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:41 pm to ctiger69
I can't remember what grade it was but we had a spelling assignment and Washington gave me trouble. I bought a NFL pack of pencils and used the Washington Redskins pencil that day.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:53 pm to ctiger69
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Have you ever cheated on a test?
As much as humanly possible without getting caught.
Bought many of the teacher textbooks off Amazon which included the test questions. Never understood why more people didn't do this.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:32 pm to ctiger69
Once. I took History of China and Japan in 1990. Half of the grade was an essay that we had to write in a blue book. I wrote an essay a few days before about a subject I thought had a high probability of being one of four subjects we would be allowed to choose from. I took a blank and put it on my desk and kept the other one in my bag beside my desk.
Once started, and the professor was seated at her desk, I eased the completed essay out of my bag and changed them out. I also had a small font fact page to do the short answer portion of the test that I had stuffed in the blue book.
I spent the next hour doing the short answer part with the fact sheet under the blue book. Looking up every 30 seconds to make sure she was still at her desk.
The girl in the desk next to me kept looking at me and knew what I was doing. When she completed her work she got up to turn in her test and I had a feeling she was going to rat on me. As she was approaching the front of the room I quickly folded the cheat sheet and stuffed it in my sock under the pants leg.
Sure enough, I see her lean down and start whispering and the professor's eyes casually turned directly to my desk. The girl walked out and the Professor got up and came and sat in the empty desk behind me.
I made sure she had a clear view of everything on my desk and picked up the test and took it up to lay on her desk. As I walked out of the room she got up and followed me out the door.
Outside the room, she said "Leverage, it was brought to my attention by another student that you were using a cheat sheet on the exam."
With a disappointed look, I said "please tell me it wasn't' that girl Angie that sits beside me. Let me tell you something you I wish I didn't need to say but that girl has stalked me all semester. Wanting to study with me and calling me all the time. I told her I had a girlfriend but that just made her angrier and more obsessive. I wouldn't put it past her to try to disparage me at all."
She smiled and said "oh....okay. Well, did you enjoy the class? I have enjoyed having you this semester."
I did not end up banging her but I could have if I wanted to.
Once started, and the professor was seated at her desk, I eased the completed essay out of my bag and changed them out. I also had a small font fact page to do the short answer portion of the test that I had stuffed in the blue book.
I spent the next hour doing the short answer part with the fact sheet under the blue book. Looking up every 30 seconds to make sure she was still at her desk.
The girl in the desk next to me kept looking at me and knew what I was doing. When she completed her work she got up to turn in her test and I had a feeling she was going to rat on me. As she was approaching the front of the room I quickly folded the cheat sheet and stuffed it in my sock under the pants leg.
Sure enough, I see her lean down and start whispering and the professor's eyes casually turned directly to my desk. The girl walked out and the Professor got up and came and sat in the empty desk behind me.
I made sure she had a clear view of everything on my desk and picked up the test and took it up to lay on her desk. As I walked out of the room she got up and followed me out the door.
Outside the room, she said "Leverage, it was brought to my attention by another student that you were using a cheat sheet on the exam."
With a disappointed look, I said "please tell me it wasn't' that girl Angie that sits beside me. Let me tell you something you I wish I didn't need to say but that girl has stalked me all semester. Wanting to study with me and calling me all the time. I told her I had a girlfriend but that just made her angrier and more obsessive. I wouldn't put it past her to try to disparage me at all."
She smiled and said "oh....okay. Well, did you enjoy the class? I have enjoyed having you this semester."
I did not end up banging her but I could have if I wanted to.
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:32 pm to jlu03
I spent more time programming shite into my calculator then actually studying. Fluids I would have homework problem solutions that would wind up exactly the same as the test questions. I'm sure most of the time I could have just learned the shite by the time I made the cheat sheets
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:36 pm to ctiger69
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" And yep, when I looked at the old test it was the actual final.
I almost exclusively studied old tests in college. It's basically impossible to cheat on engineering tests, but we shared homework on the daily.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:52 pm to ctiger69
Yes, last one I remember was Macro Economics final.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:56 pm to ctiger69
Teacher let us use open books on his last two exams. Problem was most of the students had e-books which he let us use. We also had macs and could text each other with full access to the Internet. Chegg + 4 buddies + 4 question test = automatic A
Posted on 12/9/15 at 2:58 pm to ctiger69
Better to cheat than repeat
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:14 pm to TigerNlc
Departmental Latin II final at LSU.
I sat around some frat boys (who were really cool, TBH) through both semesters, and there was one that I became pretty good buds with...I would always meet him before class so he could compare his homework translation to mine for mistakes, but he always did his own work and never asked to copy mine from scratch.
But for the final, all sections sat together in the aud. room in the math building (the one right outside the quad...can't remember the name) to take the test.
My bud had all his frat bros surround me as we sat, and I flat out told them all - Don't be fricking stupid riding my answers, cuz you'll all go down but I won't. (Bill Clark taught me both Latins, plus a classical studies elective, and he and I had serious mutual respect.
halfway through the exam, some dipshit tries to pass me a crib sheet, and I ignored him. Instead of going on to someone else, he keeps trying to pass it to me, beginning to make a fricking scene. I look up at Dr. Clark, and he comes flying over, cleaning house all around my desk, failing the whole lot of them. Then he pulls my test and says to see him after exam time expires with a pissed look on his face.
So I walk outside, immediately mobbed by the entire frat for "getting them all fricked" My friend, who must've been an officer in their chapter, physically helped get them out of my face. After they left, he confided that Dr. CLark asked to see him as well.
With one person left taking the exam, Clark sees us hovering in the doorway and motions us in. Without a word, he shows me my half-finished exam with a fat A on it, and shows the other guy his with a B on it. Shakes our hands, and whispers to my friend, "The rest of your crew failed the final. Tell them if they appeal, I will charge them with cheating and have them reprimanded as well as fail the class."
Dr. Clark rode around in a golf cart outside the P-mac on graduation with a case of 18 year-old Glenlivet to hand out to his favorite students. I still have mine...this was 1996.
I sat around some frat boys (who were really cool, TBH) through both semesters, and there was one that I became pretty good buds with...I would always meet him before class so he could compare his homework translation to mine for mistakes, but he always did his own work and never asked to copy mine from scratch.
But for the final, all sections sat together in the aud. room in the math building (the one right outside the quad...can't remember the name) to take the test.
My bud had all his frat bros surround me as we sat, and I flat out told them all - Don't be fricking stupid riding my answers, cuz you'll all go down but I won't. (Bill Clark taught me both Latins, plus a classical studies elective, and he and I had serious mutual respect.
halfway through the exam, some dipshit tries to pass me a crib sheet, and I ignored him. Instead of going on to someone else, he keeps trying to pass it to me, beginning to make a fricking scene. I look up at Dr. Clark, and he comes flying over, cleaning house all around my desk, failing the whole lot of them. Then he pulls my test and says to see him after exam time expires with a pissed look on his face.
So I walk outside, immediately mobbed by the entire frat for "getting them all fricked" My friend, who must've been an officer in their chapter, physically helped get them out of my face. After they left, he confided that Dr. CLark asked to see him as well.
With one person left taking the exam, Clark sees us hovering in the doorway and motions us in. Without a word, he shows me my half-finished exam with a fat A on it, and shows the other guy his with a B on it. Shakes our hands, and whispers to my friend, "The rest of your crew failed the final. Tell them if they appeal, I will charge them with cheating and have them reprimanded as well as fail the class."
Dr. Clark rode around in a golf cart outside the P-mac on graduation with a case of 18 year-old Glenlivet to hand out to his favorite students. I still have mine...this was 1996.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:24 pm to 19
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19
Legit CSB.
I don't recall ever cheating on an exam. In Eng., exams were usually open book but if you had to go digging through a book to find the answer, you'd never finish the test. In grad. school, most exams (if we even had them at all) were take home.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:29 pm to ctiger69
I took a bunch of horticulture labs. Test were basically us walking around campus IDing plants and all that good stuff. There were 2 smart girls in every lab, we would all just wear sunglasses and stand within close enough to not make it noticeable.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:36 pm to MountainTiger
I wonder if anyone here is old enough to remember Bill Clark.
He was in his late 60s and around the time I graduated in 96, he had just married one of his 20-something ex-students who was smokin'.
She dressed him in pastel polo shirts and suspenders, but he was gettin' them guts so whatevs.
He was the coolest prof I've ever had, and demonstrated that by reciting one of my translations in front of class (allowing me to remain anonymous, of course) - His mantra was "Don't translate from one dead language to another"
The phrase in Latin was a husband telling his wife the dog was in the street, again. So I wrote:
"Lydia! The dog is playing in the fricking street again!'
He loved it.
He was in his late 60s and around the time I graduated in 96, he had just married one of his 20-something ex-students who was smokin'.
She dressed him in pastel polo shirts and suspenders, but he was gettin' them guts so whatevs.
He was the coolest prof I've ever had, and demonstrated that by reciting one of my translations in front of class (allowing me to remain anonymous, of course) - His mantra was "Don't translate from one dead language to another"
The phrase in Latin was a husband telling his wife the dog was in the street, again. So I wrote:
"Lydia! The dog is playing in the fricking street again!'
He loved it.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:45 pm to ctiger69
Where I was in high school the teachers used ditto machines for the tests so I would sneak into the teachers lounge where the machine was and dig the master dittos out of the trash.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:45 pm to ctiger69
All the CM majors "network"
We had a Materials professor come in in almost tears after our second test of the semester.
Quote: "Not only does pretty much everyone in the class have the same answers, right and wrong, but ya'll even have the same grammatical mistakes. Ya'll have to stop cheating."
We literally passed the tests around during it and copied answers.
It was pretty hilarious, felt just like Animal House scene "this is my job people"
We had a Materials professor come in in almost tears after our second test of the semester.
Quote: "Not only does pretty much everyone in the class have the same answers, right and wrong, but ya'll even have the same grammatical mistakes. Ya'll have to stop cheating."
We literally passed the tests around during it and copied answers. It was pretty hilarious, felt just like Animal House scene "this is my job people"
Posted on 12/9/15 at 3:48 pm to ctiger69
I used to help other people out but I never cheated myself
Almost got kicked out of a stupid music appreciation test trying to help out a buddy
Almost got kicked out of a stupid music appreciation test trying to help out a buddy
Posted on 12/9/15 at 4:10 pm to 19
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I wonder if anyone here is old enough to remember Bill Clark.
I'm probably old enough (grad. '81) but I never took Latin. Funny how of all the professors you have during your college career, one or two really stand out.
I had a guy for Numerical Methods (Comp. Sci. class that focuses on solving mathematical problems) that used to ride my arse constantly. I also had him for Operating Systems. He never cut me any slack and was always talking about how Engineers (which I was) write shitty code. When I was a senior I was walking past him in the hallway one afternoon and he stopped me. He said he had been to lunch with somebody that I had interviewed with and that he put in a good word for me. I nearly fainted because this was the first act of kindness towards me that he had ever displayed. I guess he saw the surprised look on my face and added, "You write good code," and walked off.
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