re: Have you ever been this black out drunk?

When I was 18, I lost about 12 hours after drinking, then three Xanax. I woke up at a friend's house. I ran outside and found that my car had been perfectly parked in the driveway. My friend told me that I stopped at Blockbuster and rented movies. I had a busted nose. Other friends told me later that an old football buddy and I decided to do a reenactment in someone's front yard. I also, apparently, called a girl and then tried to flirt with her mom. Didn't close the deal, though.

Without even watching the clip I'm going to say definitely