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re: Have you ever almost murdered someone?

Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67960 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:51 pm to
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Have you ever almost murdered someone?




Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41728 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:52 pm to
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Yes, there was an idiot who brought his four-year-old son into the store and kept saying, “‘my boy is going ri be a real ladykiller.”

Said he hates when people are courteous drivers, too.

Just an all-around annoying guy


Sounds like an a-hole.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17063 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:59 pm to
I shot someone once that was robbing someone.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8468 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:32 pm to
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admitted to almost killing his hunting buddy....
We were not hunting. He lived beside a soybean field and I used a drainage ditch for cover to get close. Then I crawled a ways through the beans until I was 75 yards away in a tree line. Was going to slip off after the shot into the darkness.figured no one would be able to mark the shot that way. I was young,pissed off and going through the worst experience of my life to that point. I am so glad I didn’t shoot. Had even exhaled a half breath and started the squeeze.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155925 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:35 pm to
No, but im sure a few of my bodyguards have.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:36 pm to
You murder your dick in every babe thread you post.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:39 pm to
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Said after she left him for his buddy, they were hunting and he had his ear within his scope but he chose to not pull the trigger.


The buddy is a fricking idiot for going on that hunting trip after he stole the dude's wife.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:46 pm to
I am an idiot for admitting this but I was on a week long bath salt binge and I was in a state of phsycosis. Long story short, I had a delusion that a friend of mine was plotting to kill me and my family. He called and said he was coming to visit so I hid behind a big oak tree in the front yard with my pistol but when he got there his wife and kid got out with him and I backed out last minute. I was really gonna do it. The kicker is that I thought Tupac told me about his supposed scheme and that i should kill him while watching YouTube. Sadly, I enjoyed the hell out of doing bath salts but I hallucinated badly each time I did it and it was always sketchy if I stayed awake multiple days.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25502 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:50 pm to
Not murder but almost killed someone. They deserved it and I'd do it again.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:52 pm to
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Have you ever almost murdered someone?


Almost seems more like failure.

In eastern KY, "he needed killin" was an accepted legal defense.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12314 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:55 pm to
No but in high school my bud pulled a gun on me after I stole his girlfriend. Later, he thanked me.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32739 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:55 pm to
Yes, I almost killed my FIL once. That a-hole had the nerve to teach my oldest son how to ride a bike, while I was at work posting babe threads on the OT. Luckily I was talked out of it.
Posted by King Zion
Member since Jun 2019
119 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:56 pm to
Ok so we now know which posters to not piss off
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36531 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:57 pm to
Once I had a "Best Friend" when I was aroundf 18 or 19 and he did some dirty shite behind my back, he stole a bunch of shite from other people we knew and blamed it on me, then it was proven that he stole everything and he acted like a bitch and broke in my house while I was gone and stole a bunch if shite from my mom and dad, and then came back a few days later and stole my pit bull. I later found out that he sold her for an ounce of weed to a fighting ring, and she wasn't a fight dog she was a fricking house dog. But at that time my blood was boiling and I was done with him and wanted to kill him. One day I was outside with my mom and dad doing yard work and he passed in front of our house so I waved and he pulled in my driveway. Driveway was a QT mile long so I ran in the house and grabbed my shotgun and was walking outside and my dad stopped me at the door and told me to think about what I was doing and that I could be gone for life, and he took the gun from me, so I went outside and pulled the dude out his truck and gave him a good old fashion country boy arse whippen. I really wanted to put him out his fricking misery though. He was a real POS!
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13440 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:58 pm to
I would if I had too. Like if someone fricked with my family.

Otherwise in the past I may have wanted too, but the law is there for a reason.
This post was edited on 6/20/19 at 9:25 am
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 6:00 pm to
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The threat of getting raped for the rest of my life in a small, cold cell is enough to discourage me from going through with it.



From what I understand, prison rape isn’t as common as most people think it is.. sure, it happens- but seems to be very rare.. and of course i imagine there’d be opportunities for consensual homo sex if you’re into that.

Personally, i dont need the threat of prison to keep me from murdering someone, i just choose not to since it’s the right thing to do.

#humblebrag
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14568 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 6:01 pm to
Who the frick hangs out w a “buddy” that “steals” your wife?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 6:15 pm to
Larry is apparently killing his father.
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 6:26 pm to
yes, everyday.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9948 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 6:42 pm to
Close. Very close.

About 20 years ago. The short story:
Late night 2am drunken fight, the guy is on the ground and I was getting ready to smash his head with a cinder block. I was on top of him with it raised up over my head and thankfully, a friend of mine jumped in and grabbed it just as I was starting to come down with it.
My intentions were NOT to kill him, - but it definitely would have killed him. I was too enranged, dumb and drunk to realize it.


When I think back on it, I am so thankful (and embarrassed for totally losing it). He basically saved my life. Every now and then, the story will come up - - "hey man, remember that night when..." I just shake my head and say, thank you brother.

I have a lot of things to be thankful for, but that one will always be at the top of the list.
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