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Have any of you wondered why ancient statues have such small units?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:27 pm
Here are 8 reasons why
1.) Virility
2.) Procreation
3.) Sign of intellect/intelligence
4.) The other parts of the body were considered more useful/important
5.) Balance and Beauty
6.) Emotions
7.) Mental Imagery
8.) Arousal was a sign of weakness
1.) Virility
2.) Procreation
3.) Sign of intellect/intelligence
4.) The other parts of the body were considered more useful/important
5.) Balance and Beauty
6.) Emotions
7.) Mental Imagery
8.) Arousal was a sign of weakness
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 11:31 pm
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Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:28 pm to Tunasntigers92
i just assumed i had a huge dick until now
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:29 pm to Tunasntigers92
Meatgazer.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:29 pm to Tunasntigers92
B/c they were growers and not showers??
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:31 pm to Tunasntigers92
Growers not showers
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:32 pm to fr33manator
According to the Greeks, the larger your unit was, the less educated and intellectual you were.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:33 pm to Tunasntigers92
The women statues had small pussies?
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:34 pm to Flashback
quote:
Meatgazer
I scrolled back up to see if this was op’s name. I was disappointed.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:34 pm to Tunasntigers92
Donkeys have big schlongs but that doesn’t mean we should put them in positions of power.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:35 pm to Langland
In Athens Greece there was a large slave population, the slaves on average had much larger penises, when compared to the citizens.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:58 pm to Tunasntigers92
Because they all just got out of the pool?
Posted on 6/30/20 at 12:01 am to Tunasntigers92
It was cold, dammit.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 12:03 am to Tunasntigers92
“The larger your unit is, the less educated and intellectual you are” - Some shrimp dick in ancient Greece
Posted on 6/30/20 at 12:06 am to Tunasntigers92
"I was in the pool!"
Posted on 6/30/20 at 12:07 am to Bullfrog
quote:
It was cold, dammit.
You jest, but IIRC, this is the evolutionary gist of it. , male genitals need to stay at a certain Temperature to be fertile. In colder climates, A big swinging Cock is going to be more exposed to the elements, for no good reason when it isn’t being used. Much more efficient for the testes and penis to shrink back into the body until they are ready for mating, then the old soldier can stand proud.
So, logically, John huge cock froze his dick off while grower not shower got to build a fire in a cave and wait until it was warm enough to effectively mate.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 12:13 am to Tunasntigers92
My dick is small as frick unless I’m hard.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 12:15 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
According to the Greeks, the larger your unit was, the less educated and intellectual you were.
Time to cancel Greece
Posted on 6/30/20 at 3:11 am to Tunasntigers92
Me not dumb.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 3:41 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
Have any of you wondered why ancient statues have such small units?
Found OP:
Posted on 6/30/20 at 4:46 am to Tunasntigers92
Statues are made by artists. Artists are liberal arts types that are weaker and more effeminate. They made statues with small units because that is what they have.
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