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re: Have any of you "baws" been told you're fat by your wife/GF?
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:24 am to Sun God
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:24 am to Sun God
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I make 4 grand a day. Get it every two weeks.
If I made 4 grand a day I’d get it a lot more often than every 2 weeks. Hell i make 4 grand every 3 weeks and I get it more than that now. It may be time to find another woman.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 7:27 am
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Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:36 am to MojoGuyPan
Wow I didnt know you were Andrew McCutchen...
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 7:37 am
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:37 am to Diver Diva
Neither my wife nor my girlfriend has told me that
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:44 am to Diver Diva
She told me my penis is fat and thick 
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:54 am to Diver Diva
When I lay on my back it all turns to dick.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:58 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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ETA: that was a joke mofo’s I am married of course I have sex maybe 6 times a year, and no more BJ's
FIFY
As for me, I am not fat, I am FLUFFY!
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:00 am to Diver Diva
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Just curious.
/inb4everbeenbicuriouscomment
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:11 am to MojoGuyPan
mother fricker! Andrew McCutchen must be a republican with the amount of deductions the gubmint is taking from his arse.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:32 am to BigJake
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Yeah, I already know it though. She likes to say I bait and switched her because I was fit when we met.
That's her joking way of telling you to get fit, you lazy bastard.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:04 am to Diver Diva
Only a man would actually have an avatar picture of a woman wiping jizz off of her lips.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:05 am to Diver Diva
My wife says I'm phat!
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:50 am to Balloon Huffer
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Only a man would actually have an avatar picture of a woman wiping jizz off of her lips.
She's putting on lipstick, perv.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:59 am to Diver Diva
I have been told to stop working out because she couldn't compete with my gainz.
True story.
We have been divorced for a decade now.
True story.
We have been divorced for a decade now.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:00 am to Diver Diva
Yes all the time. When she tells me I'm fat I tell her get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:03 am to TigerDude80
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Yes all the time. When she tells me I'm fat I tell her get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:12 am to TigerDude80
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When she tells me I'm fat I tell her get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
I would take a different route.
Start changing rooms in your house to decorations favoring your taste.
I know baws paying the bills and are lucky if they get the basement or an outbuilding of that house as their place.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:19 am to Diver Diva
I had to stop taking my GF to Marvel movies because she always tapped me on the shoulder telling me I should start lifting again
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:53 am to Footbaw
Yes she does and I usually kick it into gear. Usually half the year I am a healthy 200 and the other half I am a plump 230.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:56 am to Mr Clean
Clean throwing haymakers
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:23 am to tigerfoot
My wife has but my girlfriend never has.
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