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re: Has Cleveland Ohio Meteorologist Hollie Strano been discussed yet?

Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:46 am to
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9664 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:46 am to
Q: What's the difference between a woman from Ohio and an elephant?

A: About 30 pounds.



Q: How do you make up the difference?

A: Force feed the elephant.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22505 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:54 am to
Alcohol is a bitch. And we all know that. Even drunks know that.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3390 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:56 am to
I wouldn’t be talking shite if I were you. Louisiana is statistically more obese than Ohio.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9664 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:23 pm to
I was raised right across the Ohio River from Coal Grove and Ironton Ohio. Trust me, the comparison between Ohio women and elephants is 100% accurate in that region.

Louisiana women gain weight from the excellent food. Not sure why Ohio women are so large.
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 12:25 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24748 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:25 pm to
What’s the DWI punishment in Louisiana?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103114 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:26 pm to
Someone get a flatiron to see if they can get the lines out of that face.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12745 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:27 pm to
Still would.

But are Botox injections part of her daily makeup routine?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13902 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:27 pm to
quote:




shite. I will have to start only drinking 2 and 7/8 of a beer to be under the limit.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13405 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:35 pm to
"It ain't the years, it's the mileage"
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Swamp Angel

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25584 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:03 pm to
If you've ever been to a TV news studio to watch a broadcast of the news, you will realize just how much makeup they plaster on the reporters and anchors.

Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3390 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 2:42 pm to
Probably
quote:

Not sure why Ohio women are so large.


Probably has to do with the fact that sparsely populated rural states are more likely to be obese compared to states with densely populated cosmopolitan cities.

The problem with Ohio is that the central and southern parts of the state have heavy influence from Appalachia culture in terms of the kind of people that live there. A lot of people move there from WV and KY, which are both statistically ranked in the top 5 obese states.

Also, a lot of the big metro cities in Ohio suffer from heavy urban sprawl. Everything is super spread out and people have to drive to get places. As a result, less emphasis is placed on walking and overall fitness. This is the case with most Midwestern cities with the exception of Chicago.
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 2:45 pm
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9664 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 2:45 pm to
Ya know what? That was a damned fine and thoughtful answer. I'll take my lumps as I eat a bit of crow here with a side of humility.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15737 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:01 pm to
A lot of this depends on how fast you’re consuming as well.

10 beers ain’t shite spread out over 4-5 hours. At 200lbs, I’d be over the limit but I’m no way sloshed over .20 and am damn sure ok to drive home.
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 3:19 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18936 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:05 pm to
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at 8 pm



My favorite part. Honestly, if she is getting processed at 8:37 she was probably slamming her last drink by 7/730.

Have to account for getting into her car, driving, getting pulled over, talking to cop, field sobriety, cop writing shite down, travel to station, etc.

ETA:

Oh yeah, just watched video. Pulled from vehicle at 750. Getting after it at dinner!


This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 3:07 pm
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6090 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:08 pm to
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Wonder if there are more pics of that lady cop behind her?


Lot of forehead.
Posted by Cutloose
Nela
Member since Mar 2019
46 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:25 pm to
Where’s the “I’ve seen drunker in the Quad” remark?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35841 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:40 pm to
Yep.

But after she sobered up.......

Probably would
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
22007 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:50 pm to
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makeup is the devil....that second pic really shows her age.




Just like the girls/women of TikTok- they look so nice with makeup/screens, but then take away the filters, not so good... The old saying, "Never judge a book by it's Cover" comes to mind!
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84644 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:58 pm to
.244 is shite

I've got a .423 on my resume
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