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re: Has anyone tried out the new AI Chatbot?

Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:39 am to
Posted by GumboPot
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:39 am to
Played around with it for a few minutes here. Pretty impressive so far. Not like the Meta AI robot. I had that one talking in circles.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:41 am to
I just asked it to write a story about the war between Christmas and Kwanzaa set on Planet Christmas. (A story I have been thinking up in my head recently.)


Here’s what it gave:
Once upon a time, on the planet of Christmas, a great war broke out between the inhabitants of the land and a group of rebels who celebrated the holiday of Kwanzaa.

The people of Christmas had always been a jolly and festive bunch, known for their love of gift-giving and spreading cheer. They were led by a benevolent ruler named Santa Claus, who ruled over the North Pole with a kind heart and a sharp mind.

But not everyone on the planet shared the same holiday traditions as the people of Christmas. A group of rebels, led by a fierce warrior named Karamu, had grown tired of the constant festivities and yearned for a more meaningful celebration.

They decided to celebrate the holiday of Kwanzaa, a seven-day festival that honors African-American heritage and culture. Karamu and his followers believed that Kwanzaa was a more inclusive and diverse holiday than Christmas, and they were determined to spread their message to the people of Christmas.

The war began with small skirmishes and acts of sabotage, but soon escalated into full-blown conflict. Santa and Karamu were both skilled strategists and their armies were evenly matched. The people of Christmas were determined to defend their traditions, while the rebels of Kwanzaa were equally determined to spread their own holiday.

As the war raged on, both sides suffered heavy losses. The once-festive streets of Christmas were filled with the sound of battle, and the joy of the holiday season was replaced with the grim realities of war.

But despite the hardships, the people of Christmas and the rebels of Kwanzaa continued to fight on, each determined to win and defend their way of life. In the end, it seemed that the war would never end.

However, one day, a miracle occurred. A group of wise old men, known as the "Three Wise Guys", descended from the heavens and brought with them a message of peace and unity.

They urged the people of Christmas and the rebels of Kwanzaa to put aside their differences and celebrate the holiday season together, in a spirit of harmony and goodwill.

And so, the people of Christmas and the rebels of Kwanzaa laid down their weapons and embraced each other as brothers and sisters. They celebrated Christmas and Kwanzaa together, and the planet of Christmas was once again filled with the joy and spirit of the holiday season.

The war was over, and peace was restored to the land. The people of Christmas and the rebels










Very generic, very basic. All bones, no flesh. There’s no heavy description to draw you in, no humor, no creativity.

It’s formulaic. It’s quick and cheap, but not good.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 7:44 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94752 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:44 am to
Yeah, she was way too reasonable with me.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:45 am to
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a group of rebels who celebrated the holiday of Kwanzaa.

Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78231 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:45 am to
I still only AIM with SmarterChild
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94752 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:45 am to
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It’s formulaic. It’s quick and cheap, but not good.



I think that describes Hollywood the last 5 or 6 years to a tee.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133316 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:47 am to
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I think that describes Hollywood the last 5 or 6 years to a tee



I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they’ve been using earlier versions
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:52 am to
My name is BJ Ojulari. I'm a Junior defensive end for the LSU Tigers college football team. I will declare for the NFL draft. Can you write me a declaration letter that I will be leaving LSU football for the 2023 NFL draft to my coach Brian Kelly, my teammates and LSU fans?

Here it is:

quote:

Dear Coach Kelly, teammates, and LSU fans,

I am writing to let you all know that I have decided to declare for the 2023 NFL draft. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is the right time for me to pursue my dream of playing professional football.

I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for the support and guidance you have given me during my time at LSU. Coach Kelly, you have been a mentor and a friend, and I am grateful for the lessons you have taught me both on and off the field. To my teammates, you have been like brothers to me, and I will always cherish the memories we have made together. And to the LSU fans, your passion and support have been an inspiration to me, and I will always be proud to have worn the purple and gold.

I will always be grateful for the opportunities and experiences that LSU has given me, and I will always be a Tiger at heart. But now it is time for me to take the next step in my career, and I am excited for the challenges and opportunities that lie ahead.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,
BJ Ojulari
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
10831 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:53 am to
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She was confident, beautiful, and

Ah, it uses the Oxford comma. I'm sold.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:55 am to
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It’s formulaic. It’s quick and cheap, but not good.


But for college kids it is an excellent start. It provides right skeletal structure with minimal flesh. It's still up to the writer to add muscle.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:55 am to
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Ah, it uses the Oxford comma. I'm sold.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:59 am to
With chatGPT and Midjourney crashing onto the scene, I can't help but commentate over the sheer level of irony at work here.


People always warned truckers and people doing manual labor that their jobs were going to be first on the chopping block of automation. But no, the people in the immediate crosshairs were the artists and journalists and it's trying to take aim at even CS/software engineer types
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9432 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:59 am to
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I’d also add that ChatGPT has a bad habit of confidently giving false information, so anyone just forwarding content generated by it for an assignment should definitely proofread and fact check whatever it asserts.


So it is basically the American media.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:01 am to
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So it is basically the American media.



I'm just saying people are going to want to trust the outputs of this thing unconditionally but they really shouldn't yet.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:04 am to
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People always warned truckers and people doing manual labor that their jobs were going to be first on the chopping block of automation. But no, the people in the immediate crosshairs were the artists and journalists and it's trying to take aim at even CS/software engineer types


Awesome point and I'm sitting here drinking by coffee chuckling with it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133316 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:12 am to
This morning I was bringing my kids to school and we always make up silly stories or songs. This morning we did “Stinky, the Christmas Elf.”

So I asked the AI write a song about “Stinky, the Christmas Elf.”

I’m going to post both. See if you can guess which is which.


verse 1:
Stinky, Stinky, the Christmas elf
With his nose so red and his belly so round
He's been working hard all year long
To make sure Santa's sleigh takes off

Chorus:
Stinky, Stinky, the Christmas elf
With his pointy ears and his jingle bell shoes
He's full of cheer and Christmas joy
Stinky, Stinky, we love you

Verse 2:
Stinky, Stinky, the Christmas elf
He's the hardest working elf you'll see
He's in charge of the workshop's toys
And he never lets Santa down

Chorus:
Stinky, Stinky, the Christmas elf
With his pointy ears and his jingle bell shoes
He's full of cheer and Christmas joy
Stinky, Stinky, we love you

Bridge:
On Christmas Eve, when Santa flies
Stinky will be by his side
Guiding the sleigh through the starry night
Making sure every good boy and girl gets a present

Chorus:
Stinky, Stinky, the Christmas elf
With his pointy ears and his jingle bell shoes
He's full of cheer and Christmas joy
Stinky, Stinky, we love you



And

verse 1:
Stinky lived at the North Pole,
He ate Tuna Casserole,
Microwaved his Garlic Sole,
That’s why they called him Stinky,

Chorus:
Stinky, the Christmas Elf,
He puts toys upon a shelf,
But he never cleans himself,
That’s why they call him Stinky,

Verse 2:
Stinky cleans up reindeer poop,
Gets all covered up with goop,
Then he goes and eats his soup,
That’s why they call him Stinky,

Chorus:
Stinky, the Christmas Elf,
He puts toys upon a shelf,
But he never cleans himself,
That’s why they call him Stinky,

Verse 3:
Stinky’s ears are filled with gunk,
All he listens to is funk,
For a pet he has a skunk,
That’s why the call him Stinky,

Bridge:
Then one foggy Christmas, Santa in his Sleigh,
Stinky came to help him,
But then Santa flew away…


Chorus:
Stinky, the Christmas Elf,
He puts toys upon a shelf,
But he never cleans himself,
That’s why they call him Stinky

Yes that’s why they call him Stinky.




Which one is better, and which one is AI?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:15 am to
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People always warned truckers and people doing manual labor that their jobs were going to be first on the chopping block of automation. But no, the people in the immediate crosshairs were the artists and journalists and it's trying to take aim at even CS/software engineer types


On this point, I still feel safe. I asked the robot a specific question concerning my job and it gave me a general textbook answer then left with a final point to use "engineering judgment". In other words, it did not know the answer.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:17 am to
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See if you can guess which is which.


1 = AI
2 = you and your kids. "poop" gave it away.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133316 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:19 am to
Oh yeah, they are tweens. Fart and poop and pee jokes are just the funniest thing to them. We play mad Libs and it’s always toilet humor.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8122 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:21 am to
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just asked it to write a story


Hi, I'm an executive at Disney and love your Christmas battle movie idea. We'd love to buy it from you. We'll make a few changes to tighten it up a little.
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