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re: Has anyone ever owned a Great Dane?

Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by hillrosetiger
BR
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:19 pm to
Mine lived 8.5 yrs, which was pretty elderly for his size.
Posted by Gimme Vaughn
Okmulgee
Member since Jul 2021
1568 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:22 pm to
I have one. The most dangerous things about them is their tail. She has nut tapped the shite out of me numerous times.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18753 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:25 pm to
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That's kind of sad. The Doberman we got when I was in elementary school died when I was in college. Didn't know Great Danes don't live long.


It’s not that bad now. You kinda get used to it

Not really but I look at it as by adopting them they have a much better life living with me then the situation they were in so it helps. Plus I’ve gotten 11.5 and 13 out of two of them. The other one I had for a couple of years and had to put her down because of cancer. Poor thing was in terrible shape when I got her and full of pellets and BB’s from being shot. Ears cut way too short and weighed under 100 pounds. Got her all fixed up and then cancer.

The Dane I have now was all fricked up and starved damn near to death. Full of heart worms, skin tags big as golf balls and needed dental work.







This post was edited on 5/1/25 at 11:42 pm
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22956 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:08 pm to
My great uncle had one named Newt.
Posted by Mr Happy
Member since May 2019
2391 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:24 pm to
Great dogs.
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 8:05 am
Posted by Dpowwow
Member since Apr 2023
32 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:25 pm to
She is 4 yo. 3/4 Dane and 1/4 Brittany Spaniel. The most human like of any dog I've ever had. Her monthly cycles are messy though..
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19439 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:30 pm to
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Her monthly cycles are messy though..


That’s disgusting.
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
3143 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:34 pm to
Had one that was 6’2” and 185lbs in Baton Rouge. No matter what you do they don’t live long and would never do it again. Too much heartbreak. They are as goofy, fun, childish, and lovable as you can imagine IMO.
They are also lots of work. A two foot tail wrecks everything when the doorbell rings.
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
3143 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:38 pm to
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I have one. The most dangerous things about them is their tail. She has nut tapped the shite out of me numerous times


Never a time when the doorbell rang and something in the house wasn’t broken.
My girlfriend at the time almost lost an arm to a squirrel sighting one night. She completely underestimated the power of 185lbs wrapped around her wrist one night.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11293 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:39 pm to
Neighbors of a friend had a big male who was a professional stud. Also was clueless.
When a female would be brought for him to impregnate, he didn't know what to do. It would take both his owners to manipulate him and insert him. I know this because it happened often enough that it became their equivalence of "must see TV".
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
3143 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:40 pm to
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Not really but I look at it as by adopting them they have a much better life living with me then the situation they were in so it helps. Plus I’ve gotten 11.5 and 13 out of two of them. The other one I had for a couple of years and had to put her down because of cancer. Poor thing was in terrible shape when I got her and full of pellets and BB’s form being shot. Ears cut way too short and weighed under 100 pounds. Got her all fixed up and then cancer


You’re a saint
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13243 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:41 pm to
No, but I’ve heard they are great.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4660 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:42 pm to
“ Didn’t know Great Danes don’t live long”.
Most only live 6-8 years,unusual for one to make it to 10 years old.
I knew a Dr. that raised them.
Posted by Big Raggely
Member since Apr 2025
4 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:45 pm to
Yep. Two of them.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8350 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:49 pm to
She's got a great turd cutter
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18753 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 11:50 pm to
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Didn’t know Great Danes don’t live long”. Most only live 6-8 years,unusual for one to make it to 10 years old. I knew a Dr. that raised them.


I’ve had American Gret Danes vs European. The American Danes tend to live a little longer, are smaller, and less drool.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17164 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:26 am to
Nope. No one has ever owned a great Dane.
Thanks for asking and please endeavor to keep us posted. Thank you.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19451 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:28 am to
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You’re a saint


And apparently a "well heeled" saint to put out that kind of money to a vet over a dog.

Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2733 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 7:36 am to
I had one that lived for 15 years. A treasure of a dog, when my son was young and the neighborhood kids would come over ot play football,our dane would join in but would never let the other kids tackle my son, it was hilarious to watch, he would run along side my son as lead blocker.
Putting him down was a very rough time. The last thing he did was put his head in my lap, lick my arm, and then he closed his eyes.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2891 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 8:33 am to
What do you get when you mix a Great Dane with a Chihuahua? (no really)








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