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re: "Happy Wife, Happy Life"

Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Why would you want to be married to someone that you need a special room to hide from?
Have you ever been married to a woman for a significant amount of time?
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Dude, you are literally white knighting for Pecker in this post.


They are basically the same poster, just with a different "story".
Posted by redfishfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
5550 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

A true leader only flexes his muscles when needed. Not all the time over every decision point. I rarely push back on my wife when it comes to decisions because I usually don't really care about the things that she feels strongly about and I'm smart enough to know to choose my battles wisely. I only push back when I really have a strong opinion. And because I rarely push back, I always win. She "wins" a thousand minor skirmishes that I couldn't care less about but I "win" the major battles because I am invested and I care. She knows this so she knows when I pipe up with a differing opinion it means I'm probably not going to change my mind.


This. When we were building our house I let her choose whatever colors she wanted because truthfully it matters way more to her than to me. I'll let her win thousands of minor fights that don't matter but when it matters I call her out and I'm not backing down. The biggest issue she had when we got married was that I have my own hobbies that I will continue to do until the day I die. Her father is completely whipped by her mother. The man loves to hunt and fish but rarely gets to. My wife had in her mind that is what a husband is supposed to be like and I had to fix that real quick.
This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 1:43 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

What weird couple wants to spend every waking moment in the same vicinity?

The kind nobody can stand.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:42 pm to
Why do you need a special room with special decor and a name just to have space? What kind of crazy people are you people married to?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

This thread has nothing to do with homosexuality. It's actually really strange that you talk about homosexuality so much. I'm not saying that you're gay, I just think it's odd that you default to homosexual discussions when you disagree with someone.





Dude,


You're GAF. You just can't quit talking/thinking about the D.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66489 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

This thread has nothing to do with homosexuality. It's actually really strange that you talk about homosexuality so much. I'm not saying that you're gay, I just think it's odd that you default to homosexual discussions when you disagree with someone.


he was infatuated with the gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis image.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Dude,


You're GAF. You just can't quit talking/thinking about the D.



Like I said, it's really strange. I'm not trying to stop you from talking about butthole pleasures. Because you obviously want to talk about that. I just think it's odd.
Posted by Duggars23
Member since Mar 2017
228 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:48 pm to
Cause guys need to drink beer and yell at the tv while we watch sports and women don't really like that. Plus if you within eye sight of her she might ask you to do something
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

I just think it's odd



You're repressing your feelings again.

quote:

talking about butthole pleasures



It's natural for you. Don't do this to yourself. You only live once.


Posted by Scanlon Shorthalt
Member since Jan 2017
287 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

It's natural for you. Don't do this to yourself. You only live once.






He's right Pecker, go ahead. Buy the rollerblades.
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 1:55 pm to
Women be shopping am I right fellas? Woo damn this credit card bill is longer than the phone book, these ladies, they be shopping

A lot of people say, "why isn't the whole airplane made out of the black box material?" But I say, the plane should be made from women desire to shop, because that is something that can never truly be destroyed.
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
10139 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 2:42 pm to
First the whole Alpha/Beta thing is stupid as hell. Furthermore, determining if a man is a man by what he drives is moronic at best.

To me, it sounds like you cant get laid and need to grow up.
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 2:54 pm to
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MFer had the audacity to have an opinion about something and she shut him down with the quickness. Another dude says "happy wife, happy life." I looked at him like he had just said the moon was made out of cheese. I just don't get it. 


Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6824 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 2:57 pm to
No wife. Know life.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

-driving a minivan


I drive a minivan because, its the only vehicle that can have a ramp installed (lifts can be installed in trucks, etc but there is more maintenance on a lift) and has the space for me to get into the driver seat area.

It would be beta if I gave a frick what someone thought about me for driving a mini-van.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66489 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 3:01 pm to
why not get a gas propelled wheelchair?
Posted by CorporateTiger
Member since Aug 2014
10700 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 3:03 pm to
The main sign of a beta is anyone who cares about the alpha v. beta bullshite (see, OP and goldennugget)

Do what you enjoy, don't worry about what people think.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48587 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

How can men live like this?


Why do you continually obsess about other men? Just come out of the closet, already, and give us all a break from this beta crap.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

I drive a minivan because, its the only vehicle that can have a ramp installed


You drive a pimped out van with a ramp. If your vehicle has a ramp, and you roll out boss style like Professor X, you're exempt.
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