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Happy Birthday Phoebe Cates! NSFW

Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:53 pm
Posted by PhantomMenace
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:53 pm
America's sweetheart, born on this date in 1963. Credited with the "most memorable bikini-drop in cinematic history". Remember the good ole days, when men were men and knew how to make films objectifying females? Millions thank you Phoebe, but countless other billions also had no chance to exist.

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This post was edited on 7/16/21 at 5:55 pm
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:55 pm to
I will always love Phoebe.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:56 pm to
She was a 10 and anyone who disagrees can go back to sucking dicks in truck stop parking lots.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131966 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:58 pm to
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She was a 10


Rock solid 8.5
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:59 pm to
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Rock solid 8.5

Shut up, lizard.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9549 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:59 pm to
She drove up the Kleenex demand all by herself when THAT movie came out.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3821 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 5:59 pm to
What is she now? Age is the true test of hotness. Downvote away but anyone older than 30 will understand.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53674 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:00 pm to
Here you go baw. I mean, she's 58 years old

This post was edited on 7/16/21 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:01 pm to


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Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
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Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6556 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:01 pm to
What was the movie that she was featured in that came out after The Blue Lagoon and was sort of a knock off and was then known as “soft porn”? It apparently got Kevin Klein’s attention.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:02 pm to
Get rid of the butch haircut and she'd be solid for a 50+ year old woman.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:06 pm to
Her first film was "Paradise", with Willie Aames. That's is what you are thinking of.

She took the role on the urging of her father, at the age of seventeen, and soon regretted it, but the nude scenes made her famous.

She met Kevin Kline when she auditioned for a role in The Big Chill, which I believe went to Meg Tilly. She and Kevin, however, did not get together until two years later.
This post was edited on 7/16/21 at 6:08 pm
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5182 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:06 pm to


Phoebe at 50. Not gonna lie: Wood.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4897 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:12 pm to
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She was a 10

Not with that mousy arse face she isn't, and I absolutely adore brunettes.

Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36450 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:20 pm to
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She was a 10 and anyone who disagrees can go back to sucking dicks in truck stop parking lots.


Just because she saw you jerking it in the bathroom doesn't mean you can ignore her fattish face. Yes, I can confirm that she does in fact have a face and I would have blasted every inch of it.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44628 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:24 pm to


That pussy looks hungry.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 6:33 pm to
A little trivia:

Her measurements were perfect as far as I am concerned: 5'7", 32b-23-33. Good things come in small packages.

I called her America's sweetheart, but her father was Russian/Jewish named Joseph Katz (he changed the name), a successful broadway show producer, and her mother was Chinese/Filipino, which accounts for her somewhat exotic look. Her uncle was likewise a successful producer in tv in Hollywood.

She trained as a dancer until a knee injury ended that at age 14. In 1973, when Phoebe was ten, there was a young "supermodel" named Valerie Cates, and after her knee injury a few years later Phoebe followed her older sister into the model business. Who knew she had two sisters?
She found modeling to be extremely boring and repetitive and turned to acting. There are few photos of Valerie or Alexandra found by imagesearch. Here they are in a photospread with the Fitzpatrick sisters in the October 1979 Seventeen magazine, and another shot with Val. The spelling "Valeria" is due to publishing in a Spanish magazine article on an exclusive spa in Spain.



Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6142 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 7:16 pm to
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She was a 10 and anyone who disagrees can go back to sucking dicks in truck stop parking lots.




43-2 vote ratio? You people are out of your fricking minds.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14387 posts
Posted on 7/16/21 at 8:19 pm to
I would hit it at 58 while imagining she is 20.
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