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re: Happy 83rd birthday to Chuck Norris....
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:23 pm to molsusports
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:23 pm to molsusports
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:25 pm to molsusports
There are no streets named Chuck Norris because no one crosses Chuck Norris
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:27 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:29 pm to molsusports
When Chuck Norris was in elementary school the teachers would raise their hands before speaking to him
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:30 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
These threads are why I visit the O-T
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:30 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris came in cab of semi truck and Optimus Prime was born.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:31 pm to molsusports
Chuck Norris kept a diary once. It was later published under the name "The Guinness Book of World Records"
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:34 pm to molsusports
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just called Islands
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:35 pm to molsusports
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:35 pm to CollegeFBRules
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:41 pm to molsusports
Chuck Norris once got a boner lying face down and struck oil
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:43 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
One of the good guys. 
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:58 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a wig, the animal purposefully walks into oncoming traffic to become the the roadkill that has the honor of living on Chuck’s skull.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:59 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:02 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
This post was edited on 3/10/23 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:10 pm to molsusports
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Man... these jokes bring me back to a fun place of the internet
Man... these jokes bring me back to a fun place of the internet
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:12 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I was kind of worried opening this thread given your past HBD threads. 
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:12 pm to vilma4prez
I miss Walker, Texas Ranger.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:17 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
On his birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't blow the candles. The candles blow him.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 8:18 pm to Klingler7
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I miss Walker, Texas Ranger.
My grandmother never missed an episode. I used to watch it with her most of the time. If I missed an episode she had to tell me all about it.
This post was edited on 3/10/23 at 10:14 pm
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