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re: Happy 60th birthday to Shania Twain (last Thursday)

Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:49 am to
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34568 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:49 am to
quote:

I’ve always thought Shania was an absolute dime, but I heard she’s stingy with the quim which to me is like me standing next to my Ferrari, but never driving it.



You're correct, she believes its only purpose is for procreation.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39929 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:59 am to
O.M.G. HBD SHANIA!!! Can't believe ur 60 gurl!!! When I was a pathetic teenage dork in bumfrick pine tree Georgia I had ur poster on my wall!!! Mom caught me whacking it to it 11 times!!!! Now I'm a 50 yo dork making HBD! threads on an LSU message board bc I luv you so much!!!!! HBD!!
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19233 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 7:58 am to
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I heard she’s stingy with the quim

This is why Mutt Lange was always stepping out on her.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73905 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:17 am to
The sexiest performance ever.

Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
17277 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:20 am to
quote:

You're correct, she believes its only purpose is for procreation.
So her record deal is her children?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175979 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:48 am to
90s Shania is the hottest woman who has ever lived
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24158 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:14 am to
During the days of that second pic, first post, she had a "twin" living in Monroe. Amazing how they looked alike.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52577 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:29 am to
Her face looks unnatural in some of those pictures.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40844 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 9:40 am to
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. She was #2. Chely Wright was #1.


Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
202 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:41 am to
She was at the height of her popularity when I first got to LSU. My parents did not have a PC in our house so I was taught computer by my LSU freshman roommate. When he taught me how to google something, the first thing I googled was "Shania Twain naked". In just one click, there she was, totally naked. My roommate later explained to me that it was not her-it was a photographic fake!!! I was so disappointed in this new internet thing.
Posted by Neveragain
Ok, maybe one more time
Member since Apr 2023
283 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 12:03 pm to
Saw her in Vegas a year ago. Pretty good show but she lost too much weight. Not that she needed to lose any but I had a good vantage point from my seats and there was a noticeable difference from what I was hoping. Not that I expected her to have the same side profile as she did in the 90's
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120368 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 12:13 pm to
I remember going to her concert in the late 90s in Lafayette. She was hot back then. I mean she is still pretty because.. She has to be when she performs, but she is no Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 1:30 pm to
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During the days of that second pic, first post, she had a "twin" living in Monroe. Amazing how they looked alike.


What’s Monroe gal looking like these days?
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8061 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

She was #2. Chely Wright was #1.

i think 90s Shania was hotter than 90s Chely Wright, but CW has aged much better. too bad Brad turned her gay.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5923 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:35 pm to
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i think 90s Shania was hotter than 90s Chely Wright

I will respectfully disagree here. Chely was stop-traffic gorgeous. Those eyes.

quote:

CW has aged much better

And it's not even close. Also Chely is 5 years younger.

quote:

Brad turned her gay

When she came out it hurt. Still does.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24158 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:37 pm to
Very pretty
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Very pretty


I’ve crossed paths with a few Monroe dimes in my day.
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