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Happy 39th Birthday Shakira
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:21 am
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:21 am

Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:25 am to MorbidTheClown
I'd eat the bootie like groceries.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:27 am to Darth_Vader
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groceries.
Toilet paper could be included in groceries. I kind of laughed envisioning someone eating bootie like it was toilet paper.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:28 am to MorbidTheClown
whenever and where ever
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:29 am to The Sad Banana
Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll is a Colombian singer, songwriter, dancer, record producer, choreographer, and model.
Born: February 2, 1977 (age 39), Barranquilla, Colombia
Born: February 2, 1977 (age 39), Barranquilla, Colombia
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:30 am to Darth_Vader
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Darth_Vader
Go sit your old arse down. You wouldn't know what to do with that. She need some young meat......some DARK meat.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:30 am to Darth_Vader
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Darth_Vader
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I'd eat the bootie like groceries.
We know. You say this about any woman posted on here.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:31 am to Darth_Vader
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I'd eat the bootie like groceries.

Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:32 am to MorbidTheClown
I'd let her reverse motor boat me with her arse after working out and jogging 10 miles around the rainforest. Mother fricking drool
Eta: her dingleberries probably taste like Mexican sex. Would eat
Eta: her dingleberries probably taste like Mexican sex. Would eat
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 9:35 am
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:34 am to MorbidTheClown
she looks older than 39
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:41 am to MorbidTheClown
Hips don't lie is the best selling single of the 21st century.
Damn she fine.
Damn she fine.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:42 am to MorbidTheClown
She was one of my favorites through my pop stage.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:42 am to Commandeaux
Shakira is one of those women who isn't overly attractive but comes across as very sexy with her demeanor and the way she acts.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:45 am to Bench McElroy
Not overly attractive if you like the way pre-pubescent boys look
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:58 am to MorbidTheClown
I never liked that thing she did with her chest. Those hips, though. 

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