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re: Halloween Jokes: Post them if you got them..
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:32 pm to LSUAlum2001
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:32 pm to LSUAlum2001
Why didn't the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
He had no-body to go with.
He had no-body to go with.
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 6:06 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Why can't a witch get pregnant? It's because her husband has a Hollow Weenie
Posted on 10/27/20 at 6:08 pm to Allthatfades
The one downvote must have been the cab driver.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 6:12 pm to avondale88
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they can grip the broom!
So they can grip the broom!
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 6:44 pm to LSUAlum2001
What happened to the cannibal that showed up late to the Halloween dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 6:48 pm to Train is comin
quote:
What do people in Alabama like to do on Halloween?
(And every other day)
Pump-kin
Roll Tide!
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:40 pm to LSUAlum2001
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shite out of a ghost!"
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shite out of a ghost!"
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:48 pm to Bullfrog
Knock knock
Who's there?
Halloween
Halloween who?
They shut down indoor eating and drinking again in Chicago
Who's there?
Halloween
Halloween who?
They shut down indoor eating and drinking again in Chicago
Posted on 10/27/20 at 8:53 pm to LSUAlum2001
Guy thinks about being Michael Jackson for Halloween, but has mixed feelings it.
On one hand, he would get to wear a cool white glove.
On the other hand, he wouldn't.
On one hand, he would get to wear a cool white glove.
On the other hand, he wouldn't.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:43 pm to LSUAlum2001
Did you see that witch?
What witch?
Witch one of these nuts you are gonna get on first.
What witch?
Witch one of these nuts you are gonna get on first.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:46 pm to Poichess
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:48 pm to Rocco Lampone
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