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Halloween Jokes: Post them if you got them..
Posted on 10/27/20 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 3:57 pm
Did you hear the one about the tense mummy?
He was all wrapped up!
He was all wrapped up!
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 3:59 pm to LSUAlum2001
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:00 pm to LSUAlum2001
What is a ghosts favorite cereal?
penis
penis
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:01 pm to theGarnetWay
What do people in Alabama like to do on Halloween?
(And every other day)
Pump-kin
(And every other day)
Pump-kin
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:02 pm to LSUAlum2001
How do you get a witch pregnant?
frick her.
frick her.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:03 pm to Train is comin
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sike, it wasn’t a chicken, it was a kid dressed up as a chicken because it’s Halloween, dumbass.
Sike, it wasn’t a chicken, it was a kid dressed up as a chicken because it’s Halloween, dumbass.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:03 pm to LSUAlum2001
shite...!
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:05 pm to 225Tyga
quote:
What is a ghosts favorite cereal?
i didn't get this one.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:05 pm to LSUAlum2001
little miss muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey when along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl bitch
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:06 pm to Hangover Haven
These are terrible
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:07 pm to finchmeister08
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finchmeister08
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i didn't get this one.
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Florida Fan
checks out
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:12 pm to brass2mouth
I agree these jokes are pretty frickin lame.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:18 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can’t stop staring at her. So she asks him why he is staring, and he answers, ‘I have a question I need to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.’
The nun replies, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, ‘Well it’s like this; I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.’
The nun replies, ‘Okay, well, let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? There are two conditions though — firstly, you have to be single, and, secondly, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, yes! I am single, and I’m Catholic too!’ The nun then says, ‘Okay, then, pull into the next alley.’
The cab driver does so, and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry.
The nun sees this and asks him, ‘My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?’
The cab driver says, ‘You must forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you — I must confess that I’m married, and I’m also Jewish.’
The nun laughs and says, ‘That’s okay, my name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.’”
The nun replies, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, ‘Well it’s like this; I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.’
The nun replies, ‘Okay, well, let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? There are two conditions though — firstly, you have to be single, and, secondly, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, yes! I am single, and I’m Catholic too!’ The nun then says, ‘Okay, then, pull into the next alley.’
The cab driver does so, and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry.
The nun sees this and asks him, ‘My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?’
The cab driver says, ‘You must forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you — I must confess that I’m married, and I’m also Jewish.’
The nun laughs and says, ‘That’s okay, my name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.’”
Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:40 pm to LSUAlum2001
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Rap
Did you know that Count Dracula is from Alabama?
It’s obvious because he sucks.
How old is the candy I will give out this Halloween?
Some of it is 3 years old. This is not a joke.
Rap
Did you know that Count Dracula is from Alabama?
It’s obvious because he sucks.
How old is the candy I will give out this Halloween?
Some of it is 3 years old. This is not a joke.
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:01 pm to Tbonepatron
quote:
little miss muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:02 pm to LSUAlum2001
These jokes are terrible but some made me Snicker.
I'll see myself out
I'll see myself out
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:09 pm to LSUAlum2001
What does a witch put in her coffee?
Scream and sugar
Scream and sugar
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:26 pm to LSUAlum2001
2 nuns are driving down the street when a vampire jumps onto their car.
Nun #1: Hey vampire, get off of the car!
Nun #2: Show him your cross, sister!
Nun #1: Hey vampire, get off of the fricking car!
Nun #1: Hey vampire, get off of the car!
Nun #2: Show him your cross, sister!
Nun #1: Hey vampire, get off of the fricking car!
Posted on 10/27/20 at 5:30 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet.
Because they taste like sheet.
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