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re: Hair test coming up. Any success stories?

Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6035 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:01 pm to
You're fricked, but I may have beat one years ago.


I did some yayo right inside the 90 day mark of the hairtest. Hair test only test the most recent inch and a 1/2 which is around 90 day mark. I may have worked, or the amount I did was too small to register.

I found some forum that gave me a recipe of what to do. Basically I stripped my hair. used some wash from the headshop, vinegar and some aloe shampoo.

Good luck. failing a drug test looks bad on employment record...

edit: Here is what I did
This post was edited on 2/17/14 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18569 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:02 pm to
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being a sheep is a safe option.


Know what's a safer option? Not smoking pot when you're job hunting.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:04 pm to
Full body wax, or stop smoking pot while job hunting, either one will work.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19729 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:04 pm to
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Follow the rules, whether you like them or not, or choose not to play.

Thank God we live in a world where not everybody lives by this mindset.
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:04 pm to
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smoker, toker, midnight joker

Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:04 pm to
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You're about to get booted out of med school. lol


No, already left med school for family reasons. Long story; irrelevant.

Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:05 pm to
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You're friends and family just know you're an idiot, so they hide it from you.



Says the guy asking people on the OT about passing a hair test. Just google it you pothead.

quote:


For the record, I'm re-entering the job market after getting a second degree


Am I supposed to be impressed?

Should have spent less time smoking dope while getting that degree. I mean shite if this is the degree you are using for the new job, shouldn't you have known they would be drug testing you?


quote:

 and thought that with all the facts supporting the relative harmlessness of marijuana that I wouldn't have to take a hair test. 


Oh you thought that?

Well you're an even bigger idiot than I previously thought
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:07 pm to
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Know what's a safer option? Not smoking pot when you're job hunting.


I did. However, Hair tests can detect use for up to 9 months.
Posted by TheBigHurt
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
2402 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:08 pm to
I have a lady friend that smokes regularly that passed a last minute hair test to land a job at Cesna. She went to her local smoke shop and bought a special shampoo that worked. She now has her pilots license... LOL
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:16 pm to
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and thought that with all the facts supporting the relative harmlessness of marijuana that I wouldn't have to take a hair test. 


Oh you thought that?

Well you're an even bigger idiot than I previously thought



I expected a urinalysis. The job I've been offered is not dangerous and I am not responsible for the safety of others. Yes, I'm surprised that I have to take a hair test to get that kind of job. I didn't have to take one to carry a badge for the federal govt, be an EMT, or get into medical school. This job is as a salesperson/contract supervisor.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40557 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:17 pm to
They can't be fooled. You're screwed.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29338 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:19 pm to
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Perhaps you are best suited for the legal profession, or the service industry.


Or design profession.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10764 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:19 pm to
What's the name of the company you're applting with? I'll put in a good word for you.

Oh, and what's your real name so I can make sure they know who I'm talking about.

Hell, I'll just send them the link to this thread so they can see first hand how intelligent you are. Your posts speak for themselves.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40557 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:19 pm to
More and more US companies are going to hair follicle pre-employment testing. It's bullshite IMO.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:19 pm to
Just because a job isn't dangerous doesn't mean they aren't going to drug test you with whatever means they feel necessary.

Probably not for the government because it's expensive.

Regardless, you should know to lay off the dope if you're going to be applying for jobs in the future.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12330 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:20 pm to
Hydrogen peroxide will do the trick.
Wash your hair with it in cold water (not sure why but hot water won't work.

Do this at least 8 hours before your test and you should be fine.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40557 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:21 pm to
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I did. However, Hair tests can detect use for up to 9 months.


Most companies only go back 3 months.
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:22 pm to
A friend of mine had a hair test and she said she basically stripped her hair from all its nutrients. She passed

I can't remember how exactly she did it or what products she used
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:22 pm to
salesman selling what
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28330 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:23 pm to
cough question for you in asia thread, cough
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