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Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:29 am to LSUfan0420
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:29 am to LSUfan0420
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in my early twenties when I hooked up with a girl at a bar or at a party and we were both completely drunk, I took her back to my room, she passed out on me while naked and I quietly molested her vagina with my hands and played with her boobs and tried not to wake her up.
BFD, i've done this with my wife many of times, and she wasn't drunk. She'd wake up and ask me about it and i'd tell her she's retarded and she must of been dreaming.
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Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:29 am to LSUfan0420
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in my early twenties when I hooked up with a girl at a bar or at a party and we were both completely drunk, I took her back to my room, she passed out on me while naked and I quietly molested her vagina with my hands and played with her boobs and tried not to wake her up.
She screwed me the next morning nonetheless, probably cause she didn't remember the molesting, but I know I would be locked up for being a rapist by today's standards
did you take any pictures?
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:45 am to Chad504boy
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BFD, i've done this with my wife many of times, and she wasn't drunk. She'd wake up and ask me about it and i'd tell her she's retarded and she must of been dreaming.
hahaha...yeah, I didn't hurt the girl, she consented to sex then passed out before we could actually do it so I tested the waters with my finger a little bit and played with her boobs...it was mostly just boob playing a little bit before I passed out as well...I had no idea all the guys in here have never done this when they were drunk with a naked girl in their bed, one that they didn't have to put something in their drink at least.
quote:
did you take any pictures?
no camera phones back then
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:50 am to LSUfan0420
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passed out before we could actually do it so I tested the waters with my finger a little bit and played with her boobs...it was mostly just boob playing a little bit before I passed out as well..
Ummmmmmm...... I was praying you were joking with the first post.... Uhhhhh
quote:I mean not EVERY guy is a rapist....
I had no idea all the guys in here have never done this when they were drunk with a naked girl in their bed
quote:and when I didn't think your post could get any creepier, you end it with this gem
one that they didn't have to put something in their drink at least.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:50 am to LSUfan0420
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I tested the waters with my finger a little bit and played with her boobs
that is rape or definitely some type of sex crime
quote:
...I had no idea all the guys in here have never done this when they were drunk with a naked girl in their bed
I have never "tested the waters"...just have said "baby, wake up...you gonna wake up...and maybe a little shaking to wake them up"
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:57 am to SuperSaint
I feel like I need to take a shower after reading that
This post was edited on 1/22/16 at 10:57 am
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:58 am to Rox
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ETA: Okay, I have something. I have been on a hip-hop country kick lately. Sam Hunt
I'll go: I don't know what that is but just the thought of it is frightening. Some things just don't mix: like liberals and work.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:00 am to LSUfan0420
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no camera phones back then
shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:05 am to Nuts4LSU
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've had a doctor tell me that alcohol is the only drug with which you can actually die from withdrawal.
Booze and Benzos are the only things with deadly withdrawal apparently. Opiates will just make you wish you were dead.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:13 am to SuperSaint
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and when I didn't think your post could get any creepier, you end it with this gem
obsviously you didn't get that I was talking about you guys that are judging but that's fine.
and for what its worth, we slept together about 50 times over the next couple of years and I even mentioned it to her over another drunken night we had together and she didn't give a shite because she was going to have sex with me anyways...she also used me for what she wanted even if I wasn't into it, so I guess that's why I never really considered myself a rapist
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:14 am to Titus Pullo
I have the best 90s boy bands playlist on my phone...It is up to 44 songs
I broke country club rules once for the playlist and allowed a single Boyz II Men song on it
I broke country club rules once for the playlist and allowed a single Boyz II Men song on it
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:15 am to meauxjeaux2
I have an affinity for corduroy and tweed.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:17 am to meauxjeaux2
i sent n00dz to jimbo and quin snyder. still waiting response. TIFWIW
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:17 am to ThePoo
upvote
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:24 am to meauxjeaux2
I havent wiped my arse in months
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:39 am to Boo Krewe
My pecker's not much more bigger around than a white can but it's long
Posted on 1/22/16 at 11:41 am to ChunkyLover54
I cried when I watched the movie Pay It Forward. Twice.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 12:12 pm to meauxjeaux2
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I've got something to admit.
quote:
What you got??
I've got my life on cruise control.
I'm single and live alone.
I'm always tired.
I bust my arse at a $48,000/yr job I hate for 4 days, 60-70 hrs a week.
Get up at 3 am, go to work, get back around 7-8 pm, eat, go to bed. Rinse & repeat.
If I have the next day off I stop at a gas station and pick up a 6 pack.
When I run out or forget to pick some up I have no desire to do anything and just go to bed.
I smoke. Way too much since I started working at this company.
The one good friend I had moved to Texas for a new job.
I don't go out and don't particularly care for anything.
But I paid my car off and my bank account is steadily growing. And I see my brothers, parents, and nieces and nephew every week or two.
I think I'm content with the 4-5 days a month that I feel happy spending time with my family. Our maybe I've just accepted it, I don't know.
And I often respond to threads here after they have largely devolved from their original purpose.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 12:28 pm to DanW1
You da man. Keep going bro.
Posted on 1/22/16 at 12:42 pm to Nuts4LSU
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alcohol is the only drug with which you can actually die from withdrawal.
I don't know about the "only" one you can die from. I just know that my wife said while I was in CCU, it was like 3 straight days of a never ending seizure. I have no memory of the hospital until they put me in a private room(about 5 days in). She told me some other rather embarrassing things occurred also.
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