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re: Had to Bring my 8 month old Daughter to work today.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:00 am to Triple Bogey
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:00 am to Triple Bogey
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Got her down for a nap!
celebrate the small victories.
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Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:03 am to Wtodd
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It's not affecting your typing skills
it is... however... affecting the skills he was trying to use on the secretary
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:11 am to Triple Bogey
I think unless it becomes a regular occurrence, most people won't mind. It would be different if SHE was sick and spreading germs everywhere, but a healthy if slightly noisy baby is fine.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:12 am to Triple Bogey
Should get you sympathy points from the LLOTWP (work place)
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:48 am to cgrand
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I have no idea why I even came in today myself
What kind of self-respecting contractor works any schedule other than 4-10's?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:53 am to Triple Bogey
Your wife couldn’t bring her to work?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:54 am to Triple Bogey
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I'm an estimator at a construction company
In Nola?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:56 am to Triple Bogey
Where is the mother?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:56 am to Salmon
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Get iPad
Go to YouTube
Put on "Super Simple Songs"
Plop 8 month down in front of iPad
You are welcome
Screw every single one of you who does this.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 12:00 pm to Displaced
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The guy in the cube behind me has to bring his 6 year old to work occasionally. She is 100% silent. The first time he did it she walked past my cube after a couple hours and I had no idea she was there. Scared the shite out of me. I thought I was about to be children of the corned
i work in an office that has people out in the field a lot, and they occasionally drop in to use the office. well this one guy had been here about an hour when all of a sudden there's a fricking lab licking my ankle from under my desk. scared the shite out of me.
apparently the bossman said he could bring his pup inside so it didn't have to sit in the truck. i had my earbuds in and didn't hear a thing.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 12:01 pm to X123F45
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Screw every single one of you who does this.
a bit overly dramatic.
He's using it as a distraction at his place of business. Not making it her primary source of education growing up.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 12:10 pm to X123F45
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Screw every single one of you who does this.
No kidding.
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Get iPad
Go to YouTube
Put on Daniel Tiger
Plop 2 year old down in front of iPad
You are welcome
quote:
Get iPad
Go to YouTube
Put on Paw Patrol
Plop 4 year old down in front of iPad
You are welcome
quote:
Get iPad
Go to YouTube
Put on Disney Junior
Plop 6-10 year old down in front of iPad
You are welcome
quote:
Get iPad
Go to YouTube
Change mind
Put on Netflix with Parental Controls
Plop 11-12 year old down in front of iPad
You are welcome
quote:
Get iPad
Go to Netflix
Let them pick whatever they want without parental controls
Plop 13+ year old down in front of iPad
You are welcome
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Ask your kid if they're coming home from college for summer this year
They say no and ask for extra spending money
You send it
They say "Oh thank you thank you! I love you so much!"
You are welcome
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They graduate from college
You attend their graduation and plan a nice family dinner
They show up for two minutes and leave for a party with their friends
You overhear a comment about "Plan B" and your kid
Order a bourbon
You are welcome
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Call your kid to find out how their new job promotion is going
Leave a voicemail
Order a bourbon
You are welcome
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Send your kid a text asking for pics of the grandkids
Don't hear back for four days
They respond, "Have you made that deposit into their 529?"
Make deposit into 529
Drink a glass of milk wishing you could afford bourbon
Watch TV
You are welcome
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Enter retirement home
It's shite
No one visits
You are welcome
quote:
Get invited to Christmas dinner at your kid's house
Feel excitement you haven't felt in 30 years
Their spouse has 30 family members there
No one talks to you
Drink free bourbon
Kinda wish you could die
You are welcome
quote:
Beg kid to come visit
You haven't been doing well, you say
Kid doesn't come visit
Invites you over one day
It's obvious he told the family that you're going to die soon
Try to connect with youngest granddaughter
Her music is loud and obnoxious and you frustrate her by not understanding it
Try to show her music from your day
She rolls her eyes and leaves
You scorn her for her attitude and try to impart wisdom to her
She slams her bedroom door
You are welcome
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Try to start a conversation reminiscing about things in the old days and memories you cherish
No one listens
They hand you an iPad
They go to YouTube
Granddaughter puts on "Super Simple Songs"
She flashes a shite-eating grin and leaves the table without asking
They plop the 80 year old down in front of iPad
You are welcome
Posted on 10/20/17 at 12:46 pm to Triple Bogey
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:13 pm to MSMHater
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a bit overly dramatic.
Try to talk with the average 3 year old. They are tards with zero language ability.
Electronics and pacifiers don't belong near children.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:24 pm to Triple Bogey
Just don't be that person who brings their kid to work and assumes everyone single person, in every department, even if they don't know you that well, wants to see/meet your kid.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:35 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Congrats on the sex a year and a half ago.
Are we sure this is OP's biological child?
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